considering suicide

[Montegriffo]

23 years old was my ballet dancer posh totty girl Helen.
The one that got away.

[Smitty-48]

The one that got away.

I told Mrs Smitty you were circling like a vulture waiting for me to cack so you can move in

She asked what you do for a living

I said you were a juggler, I didn't mention the chef part

[Montegriffo]

The one that got away.

I told Mrs Smitty you were circling like a vulture waiting for me to cack so you can move in

She asked what you do for a living

I said you were a juggler, I didn't mention the chef part

I'm already looking into jacking a yacht and heading over.
You'll need time to drill me into shape and teach me to shoot straight if I'm to provide the protection you'd want her to have.
Slightly disappointed to hear that her first question was about my earning prospects. I didn't have her down as the gold-digging type.

[StCapps]

The one that got away.

I told Mrs Smitty you were circling like a vulture waiting for me to cack so you can move in

She asked what you do for a living

I said you were a juggler, I didn't mention the chef part

I'm already looking into jacking a yacht and heading over.
You'll need time to drill me into shape and teach me to shoot straight if I'm to provide the protection you'd want her to have.
Slightly disappointed to hear that her first question was about my earning prospects. I didn't have her down as the gold-digging type.

She makes a helluva lot more money than you, she's a sugar momma, so I don't think you have to worry about that, Smitty certainly doesn't make more than her, doesn't seem to be a dealbreaker.

[Montegriffo]

I told Mrs Smitty you were circling like a vulture waiting for me to cack so you can move in

She asked what you do for a living

I said you were a juggler, I didn't mention the chef part

I'm already looking into jacking a yacht and heading over.
You'll need time to drill me into shape and teach me to shoot straight if I'm to provide the protection you'd want her to have.
Slightly disappointed to hear that her first question was about my earning prospects. I didn't have her down as the gold-digging type.

She makes a helluva lot more money than you, she's a sugar momma, so I don't think you have to worry about that, Smitty certainly doesn't make more than her, doesn't seem to be a dealbreaker.

That's what I was thinking. Besides we could live comfortably just on the household savings in single malt and Havana cigars.
I think Smitty should sell me in terms of handsome, witty and my ability to make a great househusband.
I'm sure she'd appreciate a nice homecooked meal as soon as she walked through the door after a hard day's work.
I'm only planning this for altruistic reasons to make sure Mrs Smitty doesn't get lonely in her old age.

[Smitty-48]

The one that got away.

I told Mrs Smitty you were circling like a vulture waiting for me to cack so you can move in

She asked what you do for a living

I said you were a juggler, I didn't mention the chef part

I'm already looking into jacking a yacht and heading over.
You'll need time to drill me into shape and teach me to shoot straight if I'm to provide the protection you'd want her to have.
Slightly disappointed to hear that her first question was about my earning prospects. I didn't have her down as the gold-digging type.

Definitely not a gold digger if she married a poor soldier from the ranks, she didn't know I was going to get an inheritance when we met, I didn't even know.

She doesn't want any of that shooting protection, she thinks I'm a crazy man, Crazy Man is actually her pet name for me, she's a speech banning gun grabbing liberal bleeding heart like you

[Smitty-48]

That's what I was thinking. Besides we could live comfortably just on the household savings in single malt and Havana cigars.
I think Smitty should sell me in terms of handsome, witty and my ability to make a great househusband.
I'm sure she'd appreciate a nice homecooked meal as soon as she walked through the door after a hard day's work.
I'm only planning this for altruistic reasons to make sure Mrs Smitty doesn't get lonely in her old age.

The problem for you is that you would be in the Friend Zone

You would get along, but she's not attracted to girly men, every guy she thinks is hot is more like me

[StCapps]

That's what I was thinking. Besides we could live comfortably just on the household savings in single malt and Havana cigars.
I think Smitty should sell me in terms of handsome, witty and my ability to make a great househusband.
I'm sure she'd appreciate a nice homecooked meal as soon as she walked through the door after a hard day's work.
I'm only planning this for altruistic reasons to make sure Mrs Smitty doesn't get lonely in her old age.

The problem for you is that you would be in the Friend Zone

You would get along, but she's not attracted to girly men, every guy she thinks is hot is more like me

Speech Banning Gun Grabbing Bleeding Heart Liberal Friend Zone for the fail, womp womp.

[Smitty-48]

That's what I was thinking. Besides we could live comfortably just on the household savings in single malt and Havana cigars.
I think Smitty should sell me in terms of handsome, witty and my ability to make a great househusband.
I'm sure she'd appreciate a nice homecooked meal as soon as she walked through the door after a hard day's work.
I'm only planning this for altruistic reasons to make sure Mrs Smitty doesn't get lonely in her old age.

The problem for you is that you would be in the Friend Zone

You would get along, but she's not attracted to girly men, every guy she thinks is hot is more like me

Speech Banning Gun Grabbing Bleeding Heart Liberal Friend Zone for the fail, womp womp.

She's always had a thing for Bill Goldberg, so that's the kinda guy she thinks is hot, she's not attracted to a dude version of herself, opposites attract.

[Montegriffo]

That's what I was thinking. Besides we could live comfortably just on the household savings in single malt and Havana cigars.
I think Smitty should sell me in terms of handsome, witty and my ability to make a great househusband.
I'm sure she'd appreciate a nice homecooked meal as soon as she walked through the door after a hard day's work.
I'm only planning this for altruistic reasons to make sure Mrs Smitty doesn't get lonely in her old age.

The problem for you is that you would be in the Friend Zone

You would get along, but she's not attracted to girly men, every guy she thinks is hot is more like me

In that case, you need to push the rugby playing, rugged, farm labourer angle and forget the househusband side of things.
I'm a decent mechanic, competent electrician, half-decent carpenter and used to using a chainsaw and an axe.
I can do manly things when required.