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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:28 pm

My Dutch girl was called Yet, short for Harriette or something like that.
I was a lean, mean juggling machine at the time and swimming nonstop lengths in the pool for an hour caught her attention.
I'm sure the copious amounts of vintage port and strong spliffs helped my cause too...
I've not thought about her for years. Last I heard she was back with her ex (not my mate, a different ex) with a bun in the oven.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:31 pm

This girl had the Aryan birthing hips

She looked a little like Patsy Kensit, but more buxom, she had magnificent hammers

This is pretty close right here

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5 ... @._V1_.jpg
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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:46 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:31 pm
This girl had the Aryan birthing hips

She looked a little like Patsy Kensit, but more buxom, she had magnificent hammers

This is pretty close right here

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5 ... @._V1_.jpg
I'm struggling to remember what she looked like. She had a bob haircut which I've always found really hot. Maybe a bit Uma Thurman but fair haired.
I just checked and the Rotterdam EJC was back in 2001 so it was a long time ago now and I only saw her twice for a couple of days each time.
I surprised myself in remembering her name tbh.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:49 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:46 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:31 pm
This girl had the Aryan birthing hips

She looked a little like Patsy Kensit, but more buxom, she had magnificent hammers

This is pretty close right here

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5 ... @._V1_.jpg
I'm struggling to remember what she looked like. She had a bob haircut which I've always found really hot.
I just checked and the Rotterdam EJC was back in 2001 so it was a long time ago now and I only saw her twice for a couple of days each time.
I surprised myself in remembering her name tbh.
Like I say, this chick was mind melting

Her face is seared in my memory by the sheer hotness, looking back through the mirror with her ass in the air
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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:53 pm

LOL, you paint a vivid picture...
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Re: considering suicide

Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:03 pm

I do not care for shirt hair on a woman. But it do be the 20's again

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Re: considering suicide

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:20 pm

I do prefer long, but my girlfriend in Pet did catalogue modelling, so for one shoot they cut her hair into a bob

It was hot, like whole new girlfriend, they cut it and they died it, so it was like call girl sex
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Re: considering suicide

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:29 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:03 pm
I do not care for shirt hair on a woman. But it do be the 20's again
Worldwide pandemic, Wall Street Crash and the government shutting down the bars.
All we need is a beer hall putsch for the complete set.
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Re: considering suicide

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:59 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:29 pm
TheReal_ND wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:03 pm
I do not care for shirt hair on a woman. But it do be the 20's again
Worldwide pandemic, Wall Street Crash and the government shutting down the bars.
All we need is a beer hall putsch for the complete set.
Not until after a few years of crushing depression and hyper-inflation. We're still in the weak, ineffectual government phase.
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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Re: considering suicide

Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:16 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:29 pm
TheReal_ND wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:03 pm
I do not care for shirt hair on a woman. But it do be the 20's again
Worldwide pandemic, Wall Street Crash and the government shutting down the bars.
All we need is a beer hall putsch for the complete set.
Soon my life will finally have meaning