Burn.
Norway is calling you a shithole nation.
Mind you, only Norway, Cuba and Russia have currencies falling against the pound right now.
Fucking asshole Norwegians. They are just being cheap and then blame the US. Every Scandinavian abroad has a national insurance card. It means the state picks up 100% of any medical bill for treating its citizens. Norway is worried it will rack up high, so they are calling their subjects home.
Getting a Scandinavian patient can be a great deal for a hospital. I know someone who broke an arm in Spain. He ended up getting all kind of treatment, including a full-body CT scan. Our national insurance board is aware of this, so they usually spare no expense in getting patient home as soon as possible.
Norway can afford to pay for any student that get sick in the US. They are just nouveau riche cheapskates that hates liberty. The last Soviet State indeed.
Meow.
You still bitter about losing that oil for Volvo deal?
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
Italians show dramatic flair.
The Air Force flies a single jet, representing the virus, to meet other jets streaming the colours of the Italian flag - while Pavarotti sings Nessun Dorma (‘I will win’).
An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur? - Axel Oxenstierna
Nie lügen die Menschen so viel wie nach einer Jagd, während eines Krieges oder vor Wahlen. - Otto von Bismarck
Dollar, Euro & Yen are all up, Sterling is crashing down tho #brexit
Bye, Monty
Meh, money is useless now anyway. Toilet paper and pasta are the new currency.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
