so you are quarantined? Read this thread before you get sick

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TheReal_ND
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so you are quarantined? Read this thread before you get sick

Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:41 am

So what if they shut off showers for homeless people? They are going to be rounded up in mobile coof incenerstors soon. Remember, restrooms are closed now. You can still order food but it is advisable to shit yourself outside of the main business platform. Don't forget you are a paying customer so be sure to shit out back on their property. The police can't round you up if you are a paying customer. Also, there are no more police. Welcome to the new normal!

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Re: so you are quarantined? Read this thread before you get sick

Post by Xenophon » Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:29 am

TheReal_ND wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:41 am
So what if they shut off showers for homeless people? They are going to be rounded up in mobile coof incenerstors soon. Remember, restrooms are closed now. You can still order food but it is advisable to shit yourself outside of the main business platform. Don't forget you are a paying customer so be sure to shit out back on their property. The police can't round you up if you are a paying customer. Also, there are no more police. Welcome to the new normal!
All the officers in my department are still working. We're running business as usual, with extra precautions.