SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

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Post by Montegriffo » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:37 pm

Reports coming in that Tom Hanks and his wife have caught the Coronavirus.
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Post by Manwithnoname » Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:09 pm

Montegriffo wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:37 pm
 Reports coming in that Tom Hanks and his wife have caught the Coronavirus.
Nah. Tom Hanks is to classy for such low disease. He is probably method acting to get a role in “Philadelphia 2- set up the Coronas”.
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Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:11 pm

He probably caught it from picking up kids shoes to add to his Instagram collection



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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:45 pm

NBA season cancelled after one of the Utah Jazz players tested positive.

Not a big loss for me, but things are getting weird out there.
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Post by StCapps » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:50 pm

SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:45 pm
 NBA season cancelled after one of the Utah Jazz players tested positive.

Not a big loss for me, but things are getting weird out there.
Talk about a complete overreaction.
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Post by Montegriffo » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:19 pm

StCapps wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:50 pm
SuburbanFarmer wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:45 pm
 NBA season cancelled after one of the Utah Jazz players tested positive.

Not a big loss for me, but things are getting weird out there.
Talk about a complete overreaction.
Well Trump did just ban all travel from mainland Europe for a month so most sporting events are likely to be next anyway.
Say goodbye to big political rallies too. Biden and Saunders have already cancelled theirs.
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Post by StCapps » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:30 pm

Temporary travel bans at least make sense, suspending sports seasons for a disease that has 100,000 cases worldwide is asinine.
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Post by Ph64 » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:48 pm

StCapps wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:30 pm
 Temporary travel bans at least make sense, suspending sports seasons for a disease that has 100,000 cases worldwide is asinine.
I could see cancelling there next game (or two) to get the rest of the team tested, but cancelling the entire season on one case seems a bit extreme.

Then again it's probably likely that game attendence (live) will be going down in the coming weeks. Might just be a good excuse to just shut it all down... some disaster insurance that gets triggered/paid, loan terms for "act of God/nature", etc, that wouldn't get triggered if their game revenue just started dropping over weeks.
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Post by Montegriffo » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:52 pm

Got to protect the merchandise. These basketball players don't come cheap.
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Post by Hastur » Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:22 pm

Montegriffo wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:52 pm
 Got to protect the merchandise. These basketball players don't come cheap.
They're worth nothing if the aren't working.
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