Literal Odds and Ends

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:30 am

Hastur wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:11 am

I was also arrested once on suspicion of being one of Sweden’s most notorious serial shooters but that was cleared up pretty quickly. Long story.
Come on dude, you can't leave us hanging on that story... :shock:
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Hastur » Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:40 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:30 am
Hastur wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:11 am

I was also arrested once on suspicion of being one of Sweden’s most notorious serial shooters but that was cleared up pretty quickly. Long story.
Come on dude, you can't leave us hanging on that story... :shock:
It was during the hunt for this guy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ausonius
I’ll write it down later when I’m on a computer.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Montegriffo » Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:00 am

Hastur wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:40 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:30 am
Hastur wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:11 am

I was also arrested once on suspicion of being one of Sweden’s most notorious serial shooters but that was cleared up pretty quickly. Long story.
Come on dude, you can't leave us hanging on that story... :shock:
It was during the hunt for this guy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ausonius
I’ll write it down later when I’m on a computer.
...still hanging.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by heydaralon » Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:43 pm

Shikata ga nai

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:50 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:43 pm
What is it called when you are putting your peg D in her slot A and you accidentally pressurize it with air, causing the air to escape through the anus? Is that still technically a queef or just a fart?

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by heydaralon » Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:52 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:50 pm
heydaralon wrote:
Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:43 pm
What is it called when you are putting your peg D in her slot A and you accidentally pressurize it with air, causing the air to escape through the anus? Is that still technically a queef or just a fart?
Good question. Hopefully her next one is on this.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Montegriffo » Mon May 04, 2020 5:25 am

On Friday, May the 4th 1979, Margaret Thatcher won England's election and became Britain’s first woman prime minister. To celebrate her victory, her party took a half page of advertising space in the London Evening News. Their message, referring to the day of victory, was ‘May the Fourth Be With You, Maggie. Congratulations.’ And after the ad appeared in the London Evening News, Star Wars Day grew and grew in popularity,
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...and so began the Dark Side which lasted for the next 11 years.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:36 pm

Greatest chat game ever. Just hit the middle 'suggestion' above your keypad over and over.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:50 am

Cool shit about the Manhattan Project

https://svedic.org/history/demon-core


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