I'll bet you a postage stamp your life is worth living

[The Conservative]

You know, some of you guys are real assholes. People here may not agree on much, but he's willing to put an olive branch out there to help someone, even if it means in one of the slowest media out there, he is still willing to help, and you guys are shitting all over it.

This is one of those posts that if you don't have anything good to say, stay the fuck away.

What's the postage rate on a bag of dicks you can eat?

Free, all you got to do is bend over and find yours...

[Montegriffo]

You know, some of you guys are real assholes. People here may not agree on much, but he's willing to put an olive branch out there to help someone, even if it means in one of the slowest media out there, he is still willing to help, and you guys are shitting all over it.

This is one of those posts that if you don't have anything good to say, stay the fuck away.

Sometimes people just need someone to talk to.
''Shitting all over it'' would be to just ignore it.

[clubgop]

You know, some of you guys are real assholes. People here may not agree on much, but he's willing to put an olive branch out there to help someone, even if it means in one of the slowest media out there, he is still willing to help, and you guys are shitting all over it.

This is one of those posts that if you don't have anything good to say, stay the fuck away.

What's the postage rate on a bag of dicks you can eat?

Free, all you got to do is bend over and find yours...

It's flattering that you want to eat my dick and all, but hard pass.

[The Conservative]

What's the postage rate on a bag of dicks you can eat?

Free, all you got to do is bend over and find yours...

It's flattering that you want to eat my dick and all, but hard pass.

Wouldn't be able to find it without a magnifying glass is what I was told by your old lady...

So meh. I'll pass.

[Hastur]

This is the one you want to find. Only one of this missprint is known to exist but at least one whole sheet must have been printed. Find one of the others and you're set for life.

[clubgop]

Free, all you got to do is bend over and find yours...

It's flattering that you want to eat my dick and all, but hard pass.

Wouldn't be able to find it without a magnifying glass is what I was told by your old lady...

So meh. I'll pass.

That's an odd way to refer to your mom. Also an odd rejection. You won't suck dick but if you had to suck dick you would be a total size queen.

[The Conservative]

It's flattering that you want to eat my dick and all, but hard pass.

Wouldn't be able to find it without a magnifying glass is what I was told by your old lady...

So meh. I'll pass.

That's an odd way to refer to your mom. Also an odd rejection. You won't suck dick but if you had to suck dick you would be a total size queen.

So you are into necrophilia. Good to know. Both parents are dead, so the mom and dad disses, sorta don't work.

And yeah, they are both in hell, blah blah, blah... Come up with some original shit.

[clubgop]

Wouldn't be able to find it without a magnifying glass is what I was told by your old lady...

So meh. I'll pass.

That's an odd way to refer to your mom. Also an odd rejection. You won't suck dick but if you had to suck dick you would be a total size queen.

So you are into necrophilia. Good to know. Both parents are dead, so the mom and dad disses, sorta don't work.

And yeah, they are both in hell, blah blah, blah... Come up with some original shit.

But you do admit to being a total size queen? Weird flex but ok.

As for your parents.

[The Conservative]

That's an odd way to refer to your mom. Also an odd rejection. You won't suck dick but if you had to suck dick you would be a total size queen.

So you are into necrophilia. Good to know. Both parents are dead, so the mom and dad disses, sorta don't work.

And yeah, they are both in hell, blah blah, blah... Come up with some original shit.

But you do admit to being a total size queen? Weird flex but ok.

As for your parents.

He was dreaming. Have fun with that.

As for being a size queen or whatever you are claiming. Sounds like you may be one too, because damn... You and dick jokes seem to be a thing.

[Montegriffo]

Jeez, get a fucking room you two...