The Space War Thread

[Smitty-48]

And there you go, grabbed a few hours rack,

my oldest dog kept me company, now I'm back and ready for football.

My wife just leaned in and said "honey, Patty Mahomes is on in ten minutes" and she has coffee ready for me.

She's been cooking all morning, unfortunately nothing good, all fitness food, blech.

Even the cookies she made are CBD cookies for her sister, I'm not allowed any.

[StCapps]

And there you go, grabbed a few hours rack,

my oldest dog kept me company, now I'm back and ready for football.

My wife just leaned in and said "honey, Patty Mahomes is on in ten minutes" and she has coffee ready for me.

She's been cooking all morning, unfortunately nothing good, all fitness food, blech.

Even the cookies she made are CBD cookies for her sister, I'm not allowed any.

C'mon Patty, get Tyreek Hill that football.

[Smitty-48]

And there you go, grabbed a few hours rack,

my oldest dog kept me company, now I'm back and ready for football.

My wife just leaned in and said "honey, Patty Mahomes is on in ten minutes" and she has coffee ready for me.

She's been cooking all morning, unfortunately nothing good, all fitness food, blech.

Even the cookies she made are CBD cookies for her sister, I'm not allowed any.

C'mon Patty, get Tyreek Hill that football.

Hill has been good, Williams has been good too, Mahomes has been okay, looks rusty tho.

but the team is killing themselves with sloppy mistakes and stoopid penalties.

Andy Reid Country Club.

[Smitty-48]

And the penalties just keep on coming, Reid.

Fuck this, time for a wake n' bake

[Smitty-48]

Neegro drops the ball, fumbles in the red zone,

Tenn runs it all the way back the other way for a defensive major

It's a good thing I'm stoned, otherwise I'd be mad, bro,

[Smitty-48]

My wife just made me t-bone steak & eggs with hashbrowns & toast

Football Sunday early supper.

Maan, I am blessed, won the life lottery, tell you what.

Muh Dorothy Gale.

[StCapps]

My wife just made me t-bone steak & eggs with hashbrowns & toast

Football Sunday early supper.

Maan, I am blessed, won the life lottery, tell you what.

Muh Dorothy Gale.

Plus Patty Mahomes Jump Pass TD to top it off. Life Lottery indeed.

[Smitty-48]

Plus Patty Mahomes Jump Pass TD to top it off. Life Lottery indeed.

And now I shall play the Patty Mahomes Showtime song which is driving Dorothy to distraction.

"I can't get that stoopid song out of my head now!" says she, tee-hee-hee.

Red Kingdom. Missouruh Pride.

<tomahawk chops>

[Smitty-48]

Sometimes I catch her absent mindedly singing the Patty Mahomes Showtime song to herself.

"he's throwing touchdowns . . . he's throwing touchdowns . . . shoots lasers from his eyes . . . invented curly fries"

Such a qt.

[Smitty-48]

Titans march down the field, cutting through the KC secondary like butter, score the major with 23 seconds left,

Fuck this shit. I'm going back to Spacemerica.