Made a mistake - got drunk

[kybkh]

I'll take nice hair over a pretty face. Nothing more feminine then a thick, naturally curly mane.

[Smitty-48]

Even when I fantasize about sex I fantasize about my wife.

I've got some naughty pictures of her from when we first started going out : OMFG.

[Smitty-48]

When we first met I was still in the army.

I'd never had a problem being separated from girlfriend when I was in the army, like when we were in the field.

With my wife, I couldn't stand to be away from her, I thought about her constantly.

That's when I knew I had to turn in my kit and move on from the army.

[Smitty-48]

It's still like that now, even when my wife just goes away on business for a week.

I still miss her, and when she gets home I jump her bones soon as she walks through the door

I'm not even used to sleeping alone anymore, an empty bed,

when my wife is away I let the dogs sleep in the bed, just to keep me company

It's like I thought I was in love with all my previous girlfriends,

but it wasn't until I fell for my wife that I realized that I hadn't been in love before

I was in love with the idea of being in love with them,

but it wasn't until I first saw my wife across a room that it was like : blam : message from God himself.

Dorothy Gale as I lived and breathed, love at first sight.

And then the girl of my dreams just happened to be available and hot for me too?

Deus ex machina

[Smitty-48]

I'll take nice hair over a pretty face. Nothing more feminine then a thick, naturally curly mane.

I don't like it curly, my wife has straight hair, she uses this iron to straighten it more, so classy

My favorite is pigtails, when my wife puts on pigtails, that's a sign that she wants sex

She's actually kind of shy, so she doesn't ask for sex, she just sends a signal

bra & panties & pigtails : OMFG

[Smitty-48]

See, my wife just got home from work : my day just brightened up

She's cute, she's hot, she's sexy, but more importantly she's the best and closest friend a man could ever ask for

[Ph64]

Yawn. Man, the depth of topics around here has declined drastically.
It's no wonder the number of posters has declined.

[TheReal_ND]

Yawn. Man, the depth of topics around here has declined drastically.
It's no wonder the number of posters has declined.

IMBEACH ORANGE MAN

STRONG BROWN WOMAN LADY RAWR

TRANNIES GOOD

SATANIC PANIC XDDDDD

SAVE EARF EAT BUGS LITTLE GIRL UPSET

YELLOW MAN BAD HANDS OFF MY VIDYA GAYMES

[Smitty-48]

Yawn. Man, the depth of topics around here has declined drastically.
It's no wonder the number of posters has declined.

It's not a show for your entertainment, it's just people talking

That's the only reason anybody is here

There was nobody here at all except Marty before, so what were you expecting?

[Smitty-48]

This is not the DCF.

This is just a lifeboat that we jumped on to when the DCF closed

This is not the Dan Carlin show here.

There was never a critical mass here.

This was just hanging out in Marty's digital basement from the beginning.

This was doomed to die from the start, it's just dying a slow death.

Again, words twice, this not the DCF, never was, this is just place to keep in contact.