Made a mistake - got drunk

[Smitty-48]

I've always had a sense of when a girl was watching me.

When I was working in clubs, I just made contact, then walked up, started flirting : just let her come to you.

No come on, just flirting, slow is smooth, smooth is fast, let the sexual tension build.

[TheReal_ND]

That's the thing though I don't want to just bang some dumb thot I want to start a family and be happy. I want to start over I wish I had a chance to do it all over again. I wish I wasn't a retard. I blame society kind of. Where were my parents? Where were institutions that encouraged the right path? This must be what 40 year old career women feel like. Fml. Nothing left for it but try and do the right thing now at least.

[Smitty-48]

That's the thing though I don't want to just bang some dumb thot I want to start a family and be happy. I want to start over I wish I had a chance to do it all over again. I wish I wasn't a retard. I blame society kind of. Where were my parents? Where were institutions that encouraged the right path? This must be what 40 year old career women feel like. Fml. Nothing left for it but try and do the right thing now at least.

Can't really help you. When it comes to chicks, every man has to stick the landing in his own way.

The most important thing is to be yourself, don't try to shine them on, just tell the truth, then ask for the deal.

[Smitty-48]

Like I don't know how it works on the internet

I'm sure I could charm a girl on the internet, but I'm old school

I like the scent. The scent of a woman. When you get magnetic close and drink it in.

You already know she's going to fuck you, but don't rush it, enjoy the ride, every last moment.

[Smitty-48]

Start with the premise that girls just want to have fun.

Fun first, maybe sex later, let's start with having fun together, then we'll see how it goes.

Worse comes to worse you get a nice date, have some fun, then you can jack off all over yourself after.

No doubt she's doing that too, back wherever she lives, don't think that she isn't

[Smitty-48]

Once you've being going out with a chick for awhile, make them tell you what they did to themselves after your first date.

Make them say it out loud, they will cum all over you.

With chicks, it's all in the mind, get them talking while you are fucking them.

Make them tell you their secrets, when they are hot and bothered they can't help themselves.

They'll talk themselves into multiple orgasms in no time flat.

[Manwithnoname]

I like banging married girls. Dangerous for us both, but also NSA fun.

Single girls bring too many bags at my age.

[Smitty-48]

I still find my wife to be smokin' hot even after twenty years.

I used to think people over forty were "old", but my wife still looks young and vibrant to me

Specially when she's all dolled up.

She still gets carded at the liquor store, young guys hit on her, so it's not just me who thinks so

[kybkh]

The most freeing moment in my life was realizing everyone in my family that have fucked up lives, did it to themselves. They might be in a really tough spot because of something out of their control "now", but the reason they had that exposure is because a string of bad decisions dating back to their childhood in most cases.

As long as the snatch is tight and they are under 140, what more can you ask for from a woman over 40??

[Smitty-48]

As long as the snatch is tight and they are under 140, what more can you ask for from a woman over 40??

I gotta have cute. My wife is cute and girly, I love her pretty face.

And her purdy mouth, she has a smile that lights up a room, and perfect white teeth.