muh penis

[TheReal_ND]

Been trying to abstain from jacking off lately. I think I went over a week without jacking it and I didn't really notice any negative side effects. Mind you I am an ancient boomer and bald but I think I feel a little more confident and high test when I don't jack it. I think there is something to be said for it. Another thing, sometimes when I abstain from drinking my head becomes a little more clear. I think there are also negative side effects it you view porn. Some people say it's addictive or whatever, it could be for all I know I hardly view the shit anymore but it was definitely prolific when I was coming of age. They say that the latest generation coming up is gayer than ever. It could be because viewing porn at a young age can lead to weird kinks. At any rate, porn is exploitative. I think we should ban it. So, muh dick. Whatever. Keep jacking it like a fucking retard.

[pineapplemike]

no fap november is coming up. i wont be participating but good luck

i did stop smoking pot a month ago now, and thats after smoking nearly everyday for damn near 10+ years. the first few days sucked but the cravings went away pretty easily. honestly not sure how much clearer my head is but i do have more energy, and jogging last week was much easier. trying to get a job where i cant smoke pot so it sucks to be selling my personal freedom for some liberty bucks but its better than being stuck at my dumpy oilfield for the rest of my life

gonna have to change my name to regularmike now tho

[Montegriffo]

[Smitty-48]

Troops gotta have their porno, if you try to take the porno away, you're gonna have a mutiny.

Fuck the Temperance Lady, all Temperance leads to Hatchetation in the end.

Just because you go to church doesn't mean you have to be a bible thumping prohibitionist.

Porn banning is speech banning, same impulse as gun grabbing.

A pox on all reformers.

[Smitty-48]

As to abstaining, that's up to you, I my age that's easy, I'm not walking around constantly randy anymore.

When do I get a chubb dog, I gotta reserve that for the main event.

Put a dickin' on the wife, as me ol' pappy used to say.

Thankfully, she's cute and she puts out.

First thing in the morning she's usually raring to go.

She's got a busy schedule so sometimes I have a call for a time out

"when are you available so I can fuck the daisy's out of you?"

She takes good care of muh penis, so I don't have much need for porno these days.

If I was single tho, I'd probably fall off the wagon right quick.

[brewster]

Morning sex sucks. It was all the thing when I was dating, like "stay over, we don't have to do anything", then by morning she's ready. But the worst orgasms. Dunno why, I get there easy enough, just a wet firecracker. I'm not much of a morning person in every other way, so maybe this is biological proof that my body hates mornings. Thankfully, kids got the wife to forget about any in mornings anyway.

[Smitty-48]

Morning sex sucks.

It's not morning sex for me, it's before bed sex for we nighthawks, she's raring to go first thing, that's just her go time, she's tired before bed, hot and fresh in the morning, works for me, I ain't complaining.

[brewster]

she's tired before bed

Just means you gotta hit the sack earlier! Of course I get up after and watch TV with a drink while she goes out like a light.

[Smitty-48]

I basically have three types of sex, spontaneous jump your bones wherever sex, usually in the kitchen.

Morning sex which is the hot and fresh open window.

Then appointment sex, like romantic date night get dolled up and all the feexins sex

[Smitty-48]

she's tired before bed

Just means you gotta hit the sack earlier! Of course I get up after and watch TV with a drink while she goes out like a light.

Sometimes I get up after and go for another drink, sometimes I just rack out, depends how early I hit her up.