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[Montegriffo]

Oh, it's nice down there near Marseille.
Good castles too.

[Smitty-48]

Wherever. I don't care. I belong to the legion now.

Just think of like the French Marine Corps.

Whatever chickenshit you have to put up with in the Marines, same in the Legion.

You do all the work.

Who cleans the barracks? You. Who fixes the trucks? You. Who jumps out of the helicopter? You.

So long as you can handle work, chickenshit, getting the short end of the stick, then you can handle the Legion.

Within the Legion, there are ethnic Mafias. Not gangs, but everybody hangs with their own kind off duty.

Americans will be in the Mafia Anglais with the Brits.

[Smitty-48]

There is a fuckton of drinking.

They drink all the time.

In garrison, in the field, off duty, on duty, with every meal, they have lots of rules, but very few about drinking.

You jump in a trench which a Legionnaire, he's almost guaranteed to have a couple beers on him.

[TheReal_ND]

Space Marines motherfucker

[Smitty-48]

You do so much pt, it doesn't matter how much you drink.

They are big into pt and unarmed combat training.

You'll be in world class shape.

[TheReal_ND]

So sick of the greta Thunbergs of the world crying "somebody do something" I'm going to bleach the African continent with my seed. I'm going to make a difference

[Smitty-48]

So sick of the greta Thunbergs of the world crying "somebody do something" I'm going to bleach the African continent with my seed. I'm going to make a difference

You just have to be able to handle monotony.

There's a lot of boring tasks, you have to be the sort of guy who can have a good time anywhere.

Wherever you are, you enjoy doing the job, hanging with the boys, in the bush.

In terms of the training, it's designed to take people off the street who know nothing, raw civvies.

So just don't quit, whatever shit they say to do, just keep going, and you'll pass in the end.

[TheReal_ND]

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

[Smitty-48]

There's a lot of singing. You learn all the songs, you sing them all the time.

They sing before every meal. They stand at attention, sing, then toast with wine, then they eat.

[Speaker to Animals]

French Foreign Legion is the way to go if you already fucked everything up in the states.