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[Smitty-48]

There are no women allowed in the French Foreign Legion.

1800 Legionnaires. All men.

[TheReal_ND]

I'm going to pick a fight with the biggest dude in the barracks to establish my dominance. I learned that from watching YouTube prison videos.

[Smitty-48]

I'm going to pick a fight with the biggest dude in the barracks to establish my dominance. I learned that from watching YouTube prison videos.

No don't do that. It's not like that. It's tough, but it's not jail.

They have Esprit de Corps. The Legion is your Fatherland.

It's a warrior elite. You assert dominance by being better at the job. Faster, more accurate, longer endurance.

Buck up, ruck up, keep going, don't quit, happy warrior, no better friend, no worse enemy.

[SuburbanFarmer]

600 for a one way to Paris hmm. I was planning on taking a sabbatical anyway. Maybe it's time to brush up on French a little

They teach you French when you get there.

They teach you everything.

It's best not to let them know that you know anything.

Don't try to be the smart guy, play dumb.

It's called being the Grey Man.

Standard tactics for illegal immigrants, as well.

[Smitty-48]

Standard tactics for illegal immigrants, as well.

It's the toughest way to earn a French passport, no doubt.

But you're also a Legionnaire for life.

Your military bona fides are impeccable.

"I was in the Legion". Nuff said.

[Smitty-48]

Esprit de Corps. The Legion Is Your Fatherland. Warrior Elite.

[TheReal_ND]

This is such a good idea. Idk why I didn't think of it sooner. I'm going to give all the rest of the money to my parish and racist podcasts and go to Paris. Fuck this van I'm gonna lite it on fire.

[Montegriffo]

This is such a good idea. Idk why I didn't think of it sooner. I'm going to give all the rest of the money to my parish and racist podcasts and go to Paris. Fuck this van I'm gonna lite it on fire.

You won't like Paris. Go rural, preferably in the South.

[Smitty-48]

This is such a good idea. Idk why I didn't think of it sooner. I'm going to give all the rest of the money to my parish and racist podcasts and go to Paris. Fuck this van I'm gonna lite it on fire.

You won't like Paris. Go rural, preferably in the South.

The Legion only runs boot camp at Aubagne.

After boot camp you go Djibouti Basically like the Ranger Course, in the dessert.

The you will be assigned to one of the six Foreign Regiments, three infantry, one cavalry, one artillery, one engineer.

They will be deployed overseas, Africa, Arabia, Guyana.

[TheReal_ND]

Wherever. I don't care. I belong to the legion now.