MHF Democrat Primary Poll

[Hastur]

You imagined right, up until 3 years ago. Had to move closer to the old folks. Now I have a 1890 Brick Farm House with a rustic lawn.

That's reassuring.

I have both, my upper yard is fancy, so lawn is suburban style, the lower yard is woodsy, so I leave it rustic.

No front lawn, it's landscaped with rocks and shrubbery and whatnot.

I really appreciate lawns that are so plush you just want to walk in them barefoot. Not really my style, appreciated none the less.

However, If I ever get Martin Hash fuck you money rich, I'm building a villa, with little brown slaves to tend the lawn, clean the steam baths and trim the arborvitae. Why, just fucking because.

You could get one of those robotic lawn mowers. Do you have moose around where you live? They don't like them.

[C-Mag]

Just when you thought shit couldn't get any crazier...…...…...…. I guarantee you're not ready for this one.

So just go ahead. Sit down on a soft surface and take a couple of deep breaths before continuing.

Jack Burkman
@Jack_Burkman

Tomorrow a Decorated USMC Combat Veteran is coming forward to talk about his whirlwind relationship with Elizabeth Warren

1599 • 2:30 PM EST

No idea if it's true or not.............. shit makes me laugh.

[Smitty-48]

You could get one of those robotic lawn mowers. Do you have moose around where you live? They don't like them.

No Moose round here, that's further north, up around Algonquin

I like mowing the lawn tho, I'm into yard work

I grew up in dingy apartments in the concrete jungle, so having a house and yard is luxury to me.

My Russian neighbor Alexei has a sit down mower, his yard us even bigger, he would do my lawn if I wanted.

But it doesn't do as nice a job, I'm picky about my lawn.

It's October, but it's warm and rainy, so my lawn is almost perfect right now, emerald green and plush.

I got rabbits, it's like Watership Down up in here, but they actually eat the clover and leave the grass.

So the rabbits are actually working for me here.

[Haumana]

Just when you thought shit couldn't get any crazier...…...…...…. I guarantee you're not ready for this one.

So just go ahead. Sit down on a soft surface and take a couple of deep breaths before continuing.

Jack Burkman
@Jack_Burkman

Tomorrow a Decorated USMC Combat Veteran is coming forward to talk about his whirlwind relationship with Elizabeth Warren

1599 • 2:30 PM EST

No idea if it's true or not.............. shit makes me laugh.

I see you one Stormy night and I raise you. Grab em by the pussy indeed.

Anyone who still thinks any of this has some semblance of dignity or righteousness is delusional. All thanks to Trump for blowing this masquerade up.

[C-Mag]

LOL
The last thing anyone wants to see is this country drug through an E Warren Sex scandal.

[Speaker to Animals]

LOL
The last thing anyone wants to see is this country drug through an E Warren Sex scandal.

WRONG

That would be hilarious.

[Haumana]

Does she don the hairdress tho? There has to be audio of her war scream.

[C-Mag]

LOL
The last thing anyone wants to see is this country drug through an E Warren Sex scandal.

WRONG

That would be hilarious.

You want to hear about some young dude burying the hatchet

[Haumana]

LOL
The last thing anyone wants to see is this country drug through an E Warren Sex scandal.

WRONG

That would be hilarious.

You want to hear about some young dude burying the hatchet

Don't leave out the wampum that was being traded.

[Speaker to Animals]

LOL
The last thing anyone wants to see is this country drug through an E Warren Sex scandal.

WRONG

That would be hilarious.

You want to hear about some young dude burying the hatchet

Hell yeah. That would be epic.