Meanwhile in America

[Speaker to Animals]

That's why you keep inviting Yankees to settle in Tennessee.

Honestly, we should probably just start burning crosses in each other's yards at random to create the appearance of danger for the Yankee. They might move back after a while, especially if nobody says anything about it.

[Smitty-48]

Might makes Right, I reckon.

I wouldn't have requested a look at your "official" papers to give you a tenancy at the Casa de Fife curtilage. But I happen to know you and I'm a closed borders guy like that.

/shrug

Rugged individual; I just do my own thing, no quarter asked, none given, no better friend, no worse enemy.

/shrugs

[Fife]

We should both go squat on Unca Sugar in Nevada.

[Smitty-48]

We should both go squat on Unca Sugar in Nevada.

Since my sponsors were my grandparents, I am technically Californian by my reckoning.

But indeed, I am looking at buying property at the foot of the Lord in the freest state in the Union.

[Speaker to Animals]

The only thing Nevada was ever good for was driving down across the border with a bunch of airmen to drink and whore around. It's actually quite the shit hole, but okay.

[Smitty-48]

Vegas, Red Rock, Lake Tahoe, Great Basin at 10,000 ft elevation, dark skies.

No state tax.

Legal dope.

Legal gambling.

Legal prostitution.

Can smoke in bars.

No breed bans, no magazine capacity limit.

Open Carry, no permit required.

Concealed Carry with permit, 30 state reciprocity.

Can carry in restaurant.

Duty to notify officer; no.

Carry in State Park; yes.

No duty to retreat.

In home or vehicle; permitted to fatally wound intruder even if intruder had no violent intent.

Nevada Fuck Yeah.

Nevada is about as far away from a nanny state as you can get, on this green earth.

Plus they've got NHL hockey too. Let's go, baby.

[TheReal_ND]

bgfl dice

[Speaker to Animals]

I can't even think of a more depressing place to live than Nevada.

[TheReal_ND]

I can't even think of a more depressing place to live than Nevada.

New Mexico. Evil haunts those hills.

[Smitty-48]

My buddy moved to Vegas to work for the Golden Knights.

He's loving it.

Tho being a Canadian he didn't know about the liberal gun laws in Nevada

He got a little freaked out when I told him.