MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Who will be the Democrat Nominee for POTUS

Poll ended at Sat Jun 27, 2020 1:48 pm

Creepy Joe Biden
5
50%
Bernie 'the Commie' Sanders
1
10%
'Nipple Stud' Cuomo
1
10%
Gavin Newsome
0
No votes
Tulsi Gabbard
2
20%
Sensible Shoes Klobachar - OUT - Karens now for Biden
0
No votes
Hildaghost Clinton
1
10%
 
Total votes: 10
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by The Conservative » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:20 am

Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:02 am
 We are not talking about punching and grappling. We are talking about kicking, and ballet dancers are the elite of bodyweight strength in the lower body.
You cant win a war with just ground troops, and you can't win a fight with just kicking.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by The Conservative » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:22 am

StCapps wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:20 am
The Conservative wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:18 am
StCapps wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:16 am
 I never claimed otherwise. I claimed a female ballet dancer can't out kick a male karate champion. Try to keep up.

I suck at kicking, it's one of the big reasons I quit karate back when I was a kid. My flexibility is trash.
Yoga.
Yeah, Yoga helps with that. Lots of jiu-jitsu guys do yoga for a reason, and that's the main reason.
Yup, and helps with just old age in general too.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:37 am

The Conservative wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:01 am
Montegriffo wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:23 am
 One year at Glastonbury I met a British Karate champion and introduced him to one of my juggling friends who happened to be a ballet dancer.
She was able to reproduce most of his most difficult moves within 3 or 4 attempts while he failed miserably to copy her difficult steps at all. It was most amusing to watch and we all came to the conclusion that she could kick his arse if she chose to. :lol: :lol:
And this is why you can't be taken seriously.
The :lol: :lol: was a clue.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:40 am

The Conservative wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:20 am
Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:02 am
 We are not talking about punching and grappling. We are talking about kicking, and ballet dancers are the elite of bodyweight strength in the lower body.
You cant win a war with just ground troops, and you can't win a fight with just kicking.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by StCapps » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:42 am

Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:40 am
The Conservative wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:20 am
Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:02 am
 We are not talking about punching and grappling. We are talking about kicking, and ballet dancers are the elite of bodyweight strength in the lower body.
You cant win a war with just ground troops, and you can't win a fight with just kicking.
You can whoop up on cans, at best. Neither of those guys is any good. Also, ain't no ballerina with no fight training who can do that.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:45 am

This is a more accurate representation of a capoeira fight, I think:



Shit got a little out of hand.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:50 am

Did I ever mention I went out with a ballet dancer once?
I can confirm their flexibility in great detail if required...
Let's just say she was the most expert girl in marital arts I have ever had the good fortune to know...
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:50 am

Montegriffo wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:50 am
 Did I ever mention I went out with a ballet dancer once?
I can confirm their flexibility in great detail if required...
That's a great moment in your life.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:55 am

Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:50 am
Montegriffo wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:50 am
 Did I ever mention I went out with a ballet dancer once?
I can confirm their flexibility in great detail if required...
That's a great moment in your life.
A definite highlight, experience was not wasted on the young on that occasion.
I'd elaborate further if I were not such a gentleman.
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Re: MHF Democrat Primary Poll

Post by StCapps » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:58 am

Montegriffo wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:55 am
Speaker to Animals wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:50 am
Montegriffo wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:50 am
 Did I ever mention I went out with a ballet dancer once?
I can confirm their flexibility in great detail if required...
That's a great moment in your life.
A definite highlight, experience was not wasted on the young on that occasion.
I'd elaborate further if I were not such a gentleman.
You brought it up and no details? Is that even allowed?
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