MHF Democrat Primary Poll

[The Conservative]

One year at Glastonbury I met a British Karate champion and introduced him to one of my juggling friends who happened to be a ballet dancer.
She was able to reproduce most of his most difficult moves within 3 or 4 attempts while he failed miserably to copy her difficult steps at all. It was most amusing to watch and we all came to the conclusion that she could kick his arse if she chose to.

And this is why you can't be taken seriously.

[StCapps]

One year at Glastonbury I met a British Karate champion and introduced him to one of my juggling friends who happened to be a ballet dancer.
She was able to reproduce most of his most difficult moves within 3 or 4 attempts while he failed miserably to copy her difficult steps at all. It was most amusing to watch and we all came to the conclusion that she could kick his arse if she chose to.

And this is why you can't be taken seriously.

A female ballet dancer can kick the arse of a male karate champion, totally legit.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Try that Kamala

Is that her? See wear that shit. If you need the pant suit make the jacket the same color as the belt and leather. Innovate goddamn it.

Are you Gay ? ……...……………………………………… Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Would explain a lot of the self hatred.

[Speaker to Animals]

One year at Glastonbury I met a British Karate champion and introduced him to one of my juggling friends who happened to be a ballet dancer.
She was able to reproduce most of his most difficult moves within 3 or 4 attempts while he failed miserably to copy her difficult steps at all. It was most amusing to watch and we all came to the conclusion that she could kick his arse if she chose to.

And this is why you can't be taken seriously.

Ballet dancers are elite as fuck, dude.

[Montegriffo]

One year at Glastonbury I met a British Karate champion and introduced him to one of my juggling friends who happened to be a ballet dancer.
She was able to reproduce most of his most difficult moves within 3 or 4 attempts while he failed miserably to copy her difficult steps at all. It was most amusing to watch and we all came to the conclusion that she could kick his arse if she chose to.

And this is why you can't be taken seriously.

A female ballet dancer can kick the arse of a male karate champion, totally legit.

The evidence before our eyes seemed to support that conclusion. Certainly made her able to kick higher and faster. He was quite humbled and admitted defeat graciously. She is hot as fuck so that may have clouded our judgement.

[StCapps]

She is hot as fuck so that may have clouded our judgement.

Who knew?

[StCapps]

One year at Glastonbury I met a British Karate champion and introduced him to one of my juggling friends who happened to be a ballet dancer.
She was able to reproduce most of his most difficult moves within 3 or 4 attempts while he failed miserably to copy her difficult steps at all. It was most amusing to watch and we all came to the conclusion that she could kick his arse if she chose to.

And this is why you can't be taken seriously.

Ballet dancers are elite as fuck, dude.

It helps with footwork and co-ordination, but doesn't turn them into a fighter. You need actual training to be a good fighter, ballet is merely supplemental at best, not unlike gymnastics for example.

[The Conservative]

One year at Glastonbury I met a British Karate champion and introduced him to one of my juggling friends who happened to be a ballet dancer.
She was able to reproduce most of his most difficult moves within 3 or 4 attempts while he failed miserably to copy her difficult steps at all. It was most amusing to watch and we all came to the conclusion that she could kick his arse if she chose to.

And this is why you can't be taken seriously.

Ballet dancers are elite as fuck, dude.

That's the point. He can't figure out why a karate champion can't do the same thing as a ballet dancer, that's basic knowledge.

Except that she may not be able to kick the guys' ass in the long run, the ability and capabilities of each person differ, even you have to see that. It is a reason why you aren't an automatic black belt from one martial arts to another... it's the same reason why someone who is a gym rat will get their ass kicked by someone who does physical labor.

You can't compare apples to oranges.

Also A Karate Champion will get their ass kicked by a Master... so we need to remember, a ballet dancer spends more time than the champion doing their art/skill. Yet a Master would probably be able to beat both without issue... skill and ability are where it matters.

[Speaker to Animals]

And this is why you can't be taken seriously.

Ballet dancers are elite as fuck, dude.

It helps with footwork and co-ordination, but doesn't turn them into a fighter. You need actual training to be a good fighter, ballet is merely supplemental at best, not unlike gymnastics for example.

You demonstrated that you know fuck all about physical training, especially bodyweight strength training.

A professional ballet chick has enough leg strength and explosiveness to kick your spamfaggot head in.

[Fife]

Not even Jimmy's .32 tucked in his ankle holster could save his karate choppin ass.