Fake News

[Speaker to Animals]

The topic was the fake news article that lied about the reason for Harris's downfall, not your opinions on the primary campaigns, for which there exist several other threads.

This is a thread about fake news.

[StCapps]

The topic was the fake news article that lied about the reason for Harris's downfall, not your opinions on the primary campaigns, for which there exist several other threads.

This is a thread about fake news.

Indeed, and the fake news article lied, Montegriffo tried to come up with excuses as to why it wasn't a lie, and only one them actually held any water, but didn't disprove it was a lie. Obvious fake news is obvious, whether Monte can see it or not.

[Montegriffo]

Maybe she shouldn't have sided with Russia and Assad's propaganda machines against your own military in relation to barrel bombs and chemical attacks.

You mean the barrel bombs that were determined to have not possibly been dropped from an aircraft, and the 'chemical attacks' even the UN said were probably stated?

Of course one of us pays solid attention to the 'propaganda machine', just not the one you're thinking of.

Ironic, in the fake news thread.

[Montegriffo]

Ron Jeremy Confesses to Masterminding Sept. 11th Attacks with KSM

Intergalactic News Network special report!

Porn-star Ron Jeremy has confessed to masterminding the attacks of September 11, 2001 along with his long-lost brother Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. “We did it,” Ron Jeremy wrote in his confession, calling the mysterious collapse of the towers “the money shot.”

Also confessing was Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (or “KSM” as he is known to lazy Americans). KSM had long eluded capture by the Americans by disguising himself as a grizzly bear. Later it was revealed that it wasn’t a disguise; he is just really, really hairy. He twice escaped captivity by pretending to be a dog with rabies, but was recaptured while picking nits and lice out of his fur.

Calling themselves the Hairy Brothers of Destruction, Mr. Jeremy and KSM confessed to a long list of crimes against humanity.

Authorities also seized a hard drive containing details of several assassination plots (including attempts to kill the Pope, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter’s gardener), and hundreds of gigs of midget porn, bestiality porn, and pictures of Ron Jeremy rubbing KSM with sandpaper in what appears to be an attempt at hair removal.

The deranged duo admitted to being tortured by federal agents, and hinted at Abu Ghraib-style torture involving being stacked in a pile of naked men and being led around on a leash. They also indicated that they kind of liked it.

While enjoying a breakfast of bacon and eggs the confessed masterminds of 9/11 assured their interrogators that they were devout Muslims and that their confession was not coerced: “Karl Rove didn’t call me and ask for a confession in exchange for 30 Brazilian hookers. Nothing like that happened, at all” Mr. Jeremy assured his captors, who then fed the revelations to several unquestioning, servile reporters, including this one.

KSM supplied a type-written note that listed all of the crimes the duo is responsible for masterminding. The list includes:

the bombing of U.S. Cole
the decapitation of Daniel Pearl
the planting of explosives that brought down WTC 7
farting in the interrogation room — twice
the bombing of a nightclub in Bali, Indonesia
jump-starting Paris Hilton’s career
the Democrats’ strong showing in the November elections
happy-slapping
Abu-Ghraib (specifically: getting the Americans caught)
Hurricane Katrina
eye-boogers
killing Anna Nicole Smith
causing President Bush to appear stupid and clueless on TV
the Hindenburg disaster
pimples
the estate tax
the illusion of global warming (to scare hippies)
the Oklahoma City bombing
Watergate
killing Jesus Christ (and Old Yeller)

Ron Jeremy supplied an identical list, but he crossed out “Paris Hilton” and wrote “virneeral dizees”, then crossed that out and wrote “VD.”

The above information was provided to reporters on the condition that we not mention Alberto Gonzales, the word “impeachment” or the many inconsistencies in the official 9/11 story for 3 weeks. Naturally, we agreed because we just repeat whatever they say anyway.

[ed.: wait... were we supposed to repeat that last part?... i'd better call karl. hold till then]
http://weblog.timoregan.com/archive...- ... -with-ksm/

[Montegriffo]

Not so sharpie...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 51872?s=19

[Speaker to Animals]

[PartyOf5]

Not so sharpie...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 51872?s=19

We only have 12 years left to save the earth yet liberals focus their time and energy on Shrpiegate rather than on their own parties 8 hour crazy-fest town hall on climate change. Wonder why that is.

[Speaker to Animals]

Not so sharpie...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 51872?s=19

We only have 12 years left to save the earth yet liberals focus their time and energy on Shrpiegate rather than on their own parties 8 hour crazy-fest town hall on climate change. Wonder why that is.

11 years.

[C-Mag]

We should just start acting like the Earth only has 11 years left.


If you have 11 years left what do you do with that time ?

[Montegriffo]

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleader squad.