Meanwhile in America

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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by The Conservative » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:15 pm

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Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:03 pm
It carries no dread for me.
How beta do you have to be to live in fear of pineapple on a pizza?

Is this why you take guns to work, to assuage your fear of pineapple pizzas?
Ahh, there is the crux of your issue it seems. Why should you fear law-abiding citizens that carry guns? If they have broken no laws, have proven their ability to do so without harming other people, etc. Why penalize other people for the sake of your self-proclaimed safety?

Shouldn't a minority have the same rights as anyone else? Why should they have their freedoms ruined?

A gun has less of a chance to kill someone than a pineapple pizza. Less than 1% of the US dies from anaphylaxis shock, yet we ban nuts, and other foods because just in case. Yet, 0.00961% die from guns in the US...

So tell me... if your precious demonic pizza is not evil, why are guns?
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:23 pm

Would you prefer mentally unstable people were armed with pizzas or guns?
Boy, you really must be afraid of pineapple if you equate it with firearms.
You think some pizzas are possessed by demons?
In fact, that sounds like a serious mental disorder.
Hand in your guns you may be a danger to society.
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by The Conservative » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:27 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:23 pm
Would you prefer mentally unstable people were armed with pizzas or guns?
Boy, you really must be afraid of pineapple if you equate it with firearms.
You think some pizzas are possessed by demons?
In fact, that sounds like a serious mental disorder.
Hand in your guns you may be a danger to society.
Oh really? Might want to talk to your parliament about that...

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-04- ... nationwide

And I would rather nature sort itself out, but that's just me.
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:27 pm

How does this picture make you feel?
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by The Conservative » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:28 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:27 pm
How does this picture make you feel?
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I love pineapples, just not on pizza.
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:34 pm

The Conservative wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:27 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:23 pm
Would you prefer mentally unstable people were armed with pizzas or guns?
Boy, you really must be afraid of pineapple if you equate it with firearms.
You think some pizzas are possessed by demons?
In fact, that sounds like a serious mental disorder.
Hand in your guns you may be a danger to society.
Oh really? Might want to talk to your parliament about that...

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-04- ... nationwide

And I would rather nature sort itself out, but that's just me.
Why are you diverting away from pineapple on pizza?
Are you experiencing dread at the thought of pizzas possessed by demonic forces?
When was the last time you took your meds and have you been keeping your appointments with the therapist?

Does this make you think of pizza?
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For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by The Conservative » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:36 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:34 pm
The Conservative wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:27 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:23 pm
Would you prefer mentally unstable people were armed with pizzas or guns?
Boy, you really must be afraid of pineapple if you equate it with firearms.
You think some pizzas are possessed by demons?
In fact, that sounds like a serious mental disorder.
Hand in your guns you may be a danger to society.
Oh really? Might want to talk to your parliament about that...

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-04- ... nationwide

And I would rather nature sort itself out, but that's just me.
Why are you diverting away from pineapple on pizza?
Are you experiencing dread at the thought of pizzas possessed by demonic forces?
When was the last time you took your meds and have you been keeping your appointments with the therapist?

Does this make you think of pizza?
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Just makes me think you are truly possessed by something that shouldn't be allowed in public because no one deserves to have pineapple on their pizza.
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:45 pm

Now you think people who like pineapple pizzas are possessed?
Go see your doctor before shoot up your local Pizza Hut.
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by The Conservative » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:48 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:45 pm
Now you think people who like pineapple pizzas are possessed?
Go see your doctor before shoot up your local Pizza Hut.
No, just you, because no one can think the way you do and not be possessed by something.
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Re: Meanwhile in America

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Aug 31, 2019 6:01 pm

Pizzagate II.

An IT ''expert'' who accused pineapples of being possessed by demons on social media shot dead 20 customers eating Hawaiian pizzas at his local Pizza Hut today.
Fellow users of the obscure MHF forum say they had made repeated warnings about his erratic behaviour and told him to seek help.
On searching his house, police found a dangerous forge/pizza oven in his basement and a large cache of weapons was found hidden in the suspended ceiling at his workplace.
...more news at 11
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