Can we be objective about Ilhan Omar for a moment?

Post by **Ex-California** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:14 am

Looks like me and Pineapple are going to be voted off the island here

I'd bang Omar before Mr. Ed-with-tits

Post by **Speaker to Animals** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:03 am

Are you calling my yoga chick Mr Ed??

Post by **pineapplemike** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:10 am

California wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:14 am
Looks like me and Pineapple are going to be voted off the island here

you and me bro, we'll smash em both with the patriarchy to save civilization and restore the thread of prophecy

Post by **Ex-California** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:38 am

Deep down you know they'd be happier being patriarchy'd

Post by **Fife** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:40 am

Ugh.

That would be like fucking Peter Sellers in drag. Or Jerry Lewis.

Y'all are some degenerate fucks.

Post by **Ex-California** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:47 am

Yeah baby, tell me how the evil white man be keeping you down

Post by **pineapplemike** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:56 am

stickin my flag in her soil to conquer her lands

Post by **Speaker to Animals** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:46 pm

news flash: the bitch can't orgasm, so it's not like she cares about dick.

Post by **Fife** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:55 pm

Tickle her prostate if you wanna see a Somali 4th of July.

There are some volunteers around our campfire.

:goteam: :drunk:

Post by **Ph64** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:59 pm

Sorry to decline, but I wouldn't do either of them.
Crazy chicks are too unpredictable, I'm not inclined to risk Bobbit'ing for that shit.