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[Montegriffo]

Graphic design major at a shitty school in mass > world-renowned chef > head of IT > forges steel in the basement.

THE LEGEND GROWS.

You should see his plumbing

[Montegriffo]

[The Conservative]

Graphic design major at a shitty school in mass > world-renowned chef > head of IT > forges steel in the basement.

THE LEGEND GROWS.

Clark University isn’t a shitty school, at least it wasn’t when I went there in the 90s.

You did say a class of 400, with no girls lol. If you’re a graphic design major, and in classes full of men... that’s a bad school

High School, Class of 30 with 4 girls, which was about the ratio of boys to girls having Dyslexia. Clark University, I have no idea what the class was.

[The Conservative]

Therefore he said unto Judah, Let us build these cities, and make about them walls, and towers, gates, and bars, while the land is yet before us; because we have sought the Lord our God, we have sought him, and he hath given us rest on every side. So they built and prospered

[Speaker to Animals]

[Montegriffo]

25 On one occasion an expert in the law stood up to test Jesus. “Teacher,” he asked, “what must I do to inherit eternal life?”

26 “What is written in the Law?” he replied. “How do you read it?”

27 He answered, “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind’[a]; and, ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’”

28 “You have answered correctly,” Jesus replied. “Do this and you will live.”

29 But he wanted to justify himself, so he asked Jesus, “And who is my neighbor?”

30 In reply Jesus said: “A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, when he was attacked by robbers. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. 31 A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side. 32 So too, a Levite, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. 33 But a Samaritan, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. 34 He went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. Then he put the man on his own donkey, brought him to an inn and took care of him. 35 The next day he took out two denarii[c] and gave them to the innkeeper. ‘Look after him,’ he said, ‘and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.’

36 “Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?”

37 The expert in the law replied, “The one who had mercy on him.”

Jesus told him, “Go and do likewise.”

Go and do likewise.

[The Conservative]

25 On one occasion an expert in the law stood up to test Jesus. “Teacher,” he asked, “what must I do to inherit eternal life?”

26 “What is written in the Law?” he replied. “How do you read it?”

27 He answered, “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind’[a]; and, ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’[.b]”

28 “You have answered correctly,” Jesus replied. “Do this and you will live.”

29 But he wanted to justify himself, so he asked Jesus, “And who is my neighbor?”

30 In reply Jesus said: “A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, when he was attacked by robbers. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. 31 A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side. 32 So too, a Levite, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. 33 But a Samaritan, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. 34 He went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. Then he put the man on his own donkey, brought him to an inn and took care of him. 35 The next day he took out two denarii[c] and gave them to the innkeeper. ‘Look after him,’ he said, ‘and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.’

36 “Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?”

37 The expert in the law replied, “The one who had mercy on him.”

Jesus told him, “Go and do likewise.”

Go and do likewise.

Entirely different situation, an idiot would not help someone that has been mugged. What's your point? You also can't help those if you do so beyond your limits. And even the Bible recognized borders.

Deuteronomy 15:11 For there will never cease to be poor in the land. Therefore I command you, ‘You shall open wide your hand to your brother, to the needy and to the poor, in your land.’

So in English, help those who are of your land, not of others first.

[Montegriffo]

So in English, help those who are of your land, not of others first.

Wow. The good Samaritan tale went right over your head didn't it?

[Fife]

We finally have a thread where new thoughts and interesting concepts will emerge from the synthesis of honest conversation!

:goteam: :drunk:

[The Conservative]

So in English, help those who are of your land, not of others first.

Wow. The good Samaritan tale went right over your head didn't it?

A good samaritan also knows when to help a person up, dust them off, and send them on their way back HOME!

In the case of the US, we are picking them up, dusting them off, and we want them to go the fuck home. What part of this don't you understand?