Who Gets Stuck with Chicago?

[Fife]

Yea, verily.

Rome's lessons about the rustic settings are hard for dazzling young urbanites to figure out, I reckon.

[Speaker to Animals]

The problem is Yankees flee their dumpster fire states only to try to turn the rest of us into Yankees.

This is one reason we should not stick with federation. Southern states should no longer be colonization targets for Yankees.

[TheReal_ND]

Country boy is code for mounting both sides of the saddle

[Fife]

^dog whistle^

Build the wall somewhere south of Cincinnati.

Texas, you handle everything west and north of El Paso. Good luck.

[Speaker to Animals]

Also along the California, Oregon, and Washington borders.

Lock them in there.

[TheReal_ND]

[Speaker to Animals]

I forgot to include Texas. Lock them in.

Texas, Alabama, Louisiana, and Florida can fuck right off.

[TheReal_ND]

¿Que?

[Speaker to Animals]

¿Que?

Exactamente.

[Fife]

I don't mind going out to fish from Gulf Shores and Ocean Springs, but dang I still like central Louisiana. Gonna miss it I guess.