Seattle Socialists Strangle Golden Goose

[Speaker to Animals]

News from the PRP.

Father spends daughters $700 GS cookie money on a rub n tug, then stages a house robbery
https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-fathe ... rosecutors

Not saying I agree... but I understand.

That man is total garbage.

[SuburbanFarmer]

News from the PRP.

Father spends daughters $700 GS cookie money on a rub n tug, then stages a house robbery
https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-fathe ... rosecutors

Not saying I agree... but I understand.

You understand embezzling $700 of your daughter's cookie sale money, and filing a false police report, in order to bust a nut? Jesus, you seem to be confirming all the worst shit Capps has been saying about you all this time. WTF?

Apparently that was too obscure.

[heydaralon]

News from the PRP.

Father spends daughters $700 GS cookie money on a rub n tug, then stages a house robbery
https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-fathe ... rosecutors

Not saying I agree... but I understand.

That man is total garbage.

This guy rules lmao. Coolest Dad ever.

[TheReal_ND]

Based and redpilled dad

[Haumana]

Not saying I agree... but I understand.

You understand embezzling $700 of your daughter's cookie sale money, and filing a false police report, in order to bust a nut? Jesus, you seem to be confirming all the worst shit Capps has been saying about you all this time. WTF?

Apparently that was too obscure.

Naah. I got it. Even Chris Rock was passively implying that he understood that murder was understandable given the circumstances in your example.

[heydaralon]

Does it really cost $700 to get a handjob? If I were the dad, I would have went on to backpage or somewhere like that and found a high class escort to work on my tool. Not some geriatric asian lady. Some of those backpage broads are classy as hell I've been told. I've never experienced it myself, due to having insufficient funds, but once I get a better job I will be looking into their services, assuming that website has not been shut down.

The above statement is meant as purely hypothetical and is not an admission of guilt. I have not and will not look for pussy online, nor would I entertain such a suggestion.

[Speaker to Animals]

I heard from a friend that $700-$800 gets you pretty much whatever you want to do for a solid two hours or so.

[TheReal_ND]

The father did nothing wrong. Forever uncucked.

[heydaralon]

I heard from a friend that $700-$800 gets you pretty much whatever you want to do for a solid two hours or so.

I am not aware of any brothels in orlando that would cater to a man of less than limited means like me, however, my buddy once lived behind a rub n tug place that dealt coke. We found out because people would knock on his door wanting to go skiing at like 2am. When he'd look confused, they'd ask if it was the massage parlor. I believe the place got shut down by the cops eventually. I never went inside. In hindsight that may have been a mistake on my part.

[C-Mag]

Does it really cost $700 to get a handjob? If I were the dad

If you were the Dad, you get on Grindr and spend the money on crystal meth for better anal fisting.