MHF - Hockey Thread

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Post by Smitty-48 » Sun May 05, 2019 2:07 pm

StCapps wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 1:55 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 1:53 pm
Bacon wrapped scallops.

Ice cold beer.

Burbling bong noise.

Domino muthahfuckahs.
Yeah I'm gonna hit the bong in a little bit. I used be able to take half gram tokes, and didn't even get that ripped back in the day, but now when I take a tiny hit, I get high as giraffe pussy for hours, because I do it so rarely lately. Like five times smaller hits, and get way higher, deadly combination.

Switching up the consumption method and reduced tolerance ftw.
I'm getting blasted off this gubment dezopes.

Redecan God Bud, San Rafael Tangerine Dream, Tokyo Smoke Go, salad.
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Post by StCapps » Sun May 05, 2019 2:29 pm

Bishop and the Stars craps the bed, this series is going seven.
*yip*

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Post by Smitty-48 » Sun May 05, 2019 2:33 pm

StCapps wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 2:29 pm
Bishop and the Stars craps the bed, this series is going seven.
It's anybodies cup.

Can't remember when I've seen it this wide open.
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Post by StCapps » Sun May 05, 2019 2:35 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 2:33 pm
StCapps wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 2:29 pm
Bishop and the Stars craps the bed, this series is going seven.
It's anybodies cup.

Can't remember when I've seen it this wide open.
Theoretically, it could be an all wildcard conference final, crazy shit.
*yip*

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Post by Smitty-48 » Sun May 05, 2019 4:30 pm

Marlies blank Cleveland 2-0 in game 3.

Kaskisuo pitches the shutout.

6 playoff wins in a row to kick the Calder Cup off.
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Post by Smitty-48 » Mon May 06, 2019 11:18 am

Leafs sign Ilya Mikheyev from the KHL to a 1 year ELC.

The latest Mike Babcock recruitment project from Europe.

Apparently Babs has plans for him.

Hard to judge his offensive upside until I see him play in the NHL.

None the less, he's 6'2" 195 lbs, he's fast, and he kills penalties.

Seems like a Komarov replacement. Not as physical, but faster skater, more offence.

Good signing, no risk two way depth winger with size.
May 2019 – Mikheyev has signed a one-year entry level contract with the Maple Leafs. Mikheyev is capable of jumping straight to the NHL but the Leafs have a good amount of forward depth, so it remains to be seen if he can earn a spot on their roster in the fall. Jokke Nevalainen

November 2018 – Mikheyev is arguably the best free agent in Europe this season. His KHL contract expires in the spring, and there should be plenty of NHL interest at that point. The 24-year-old winger is a dual threat because he can both make plays and finish them. He has good acceleration and good top speed. His hockey sense is very good as well. He does a good job using his size to protect the puck and win puck-battles along the boards. He can also throw the occasional hit but isn’t known for that style of play. Defensively, he uses his hockey smarts for good defensive reads. He’s a good back-checker, and a capable penalty-killer as well. Mikheyev’s counting stats in the KHL may not look all that impressive but he plays for a low-scoring team, and he’s arguably the best offensive player on the Omsk roster. Jokke Nevalainen
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Post by StCapps » Mon May 06, 2019 2:50 pm

Ken Holland heading to the Edmonton Lottery Pick Dumpster Fire as their new GM.
*yip*

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Post by Smitty-48 » Mon May 06, 2019 2:53 pm

StCapps wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 2:50 pm
Ken Holland heading to the Edmonton Lottery Pick Dumpster Fire as their new GM.
Ken Holland Country Club.
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Post by StCapps » Mon May 06, 2019 3:00 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 2:53 pm
StCapps wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 2:50 pm
Ken Holland heading to the Edmonton Lottery Pick Dumpster Fire as their new GM.
Ken Holland Country Club.
Time to massively overpay role players, especially old ones, oh wait, the Oilers already do that. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
*yip*

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Post by Smitty-48 » Mon May 06, 2019 3:04 pm

StCapps wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 3:00 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 2:53 pm
StCapps wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 2:50 pm
Ken Holland heading to the Edmonton Lottery Pick Dumpster Fire as their new GM.
Ken Holland Country Club.
Time to massively overpay role players, especially old ones, oh wait, the Oilers already do that. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Fire Babcock, send him to Edmonton.
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