Seattle Socialists Strangle Golden Goose

[DBTrek]

Basically I've moved out to the country now, so I do country entertainment.

I'm not driving to the 6ix to pay hundreds of dollars to see the Leafs, Raptors or Jays, fuck that.

Hooooooooooold on there, country Slim.

[nmoore63]

Season tickets are for Washington State University.

Pro prices are terrible... though I'm going to Seahawks practice on Saturday.

[Smitty-48]

Basically I've moved out to the country now, so I do country entertainment.

I'm not driving to the 6ix to pay hundreds of dollars to see the Leafs, Raptors or Jays, fuck that.

Hooooooooooold on there, country Slim.

Wellington County is not really Redneck.

It's pretty wealthy out here where I am.

People drive Ferrari's n' shit around here.

It's more like Kentucky Derby than Kentucky Redneck.

Justin Bieber just bought a massive house down the road.

[Smitty-48]

It's like beyond my backyard fence there is a public conservation area with woods and a river, and that goes on for a couple klicks, but on the other side of that, there is a massive property with a mega home and a horse farm, you can barely the see the house from the road, they have the gate with the intercom if you want to ring the 'doorbell'.

[DBTrek]

Sounds like plenty of room for fleeing Americans. Let’s get a caravan headed that way.

[Smitty-48]

Thus why I found this property to be massively undervalued when I bought it.

My wife was thinking it would go up to around $500,000 in a year or three.

I said more. I was right. It's more like $800,000 now.

Not that I'm selling, although it is a line of credit in a pinch.

[Speaker to Animals]

Sounds like plenty of room for fleeing Americans. Let’s get a caravan headed that way.

It's all fun and games until Castro Jr. accepts your asylum request and you are no longer an American.

[DBTrek]

I’m not going to Canada, but we have a homeless city or fifty full of potential A-grade Canadian material.
I’m exporting, not immigrating.

[Speaker to Animals]

I’m not going to Canada, but we have a homeless city or fifty full of potential A-grade Canadian material.
I’m exporting, not immigrating.

Did you tell them Vancouver hands out free heroin?


Let the poop war begin!

[Smitty-48]

You don't have to give up your American citizenship to reside in Canada, there's a couple of American families living in this neighborhood, they fly Old Glory and everybody likes them.

The IRS will still however demand that you file an American tax return, no matter where you go.