MHF - Hockey Thread

[StCapps]

Getting outshot 15-1 in the second period, that's next level phoning it in on the verge of elimination, hot damn.

[Smitty-48]

And where is Patrik Laine?

He's invisible out there.

Better than Matthews my Aunt Fannie.

That was just the media needing something to talk about at the draft, by pretending Laine could have gone first overall. They are doing the same thing with Kaako this year with Jack Hughes. Lame hot takes because bored, that's the hockey media for you.

I actually think he's comparable to Matthews, I don't know what's wrong with him.

Would the real Patrik Shady please stand up, please stand up.

I'm actually a big Laine fan, even tho he's destined to be a Loafs killer.

The only guy I really feel bad for is Mark Scheifele, he's a good guy.

[Smitty-48]

It's all Paul Maurice.

Paul Maurice is a dick.

O-Dog knows.

[StCapps]

It's all Paul Maurice.

Paul Maurice is a dick.

O-Dog knows.

Paul Maurice lost the room, being a dick, as usual. Was bound to happen eventually. O-Dog knows indeed.
#FireMaurice

[StCapps]

Nicky Backs makes it 1-0 Caps.

[Smitty-48]

It's all Paul Maurice.

Paul Maurice is a dick.

O-Dog knows.

Paul Maurice lost the room, being a dick, as usual. Was bound to happen eventually. O-Dog knows indeed.
#FireMaurice

Winniberta is on the ropes.

My wife just brought me supper.

Bacon Double Cheeseburger, Chili Cheese Fries and a Riggs & Murtaugh Shake.

Life is good.

[StCapps]

Fuck, I'm tired. Been up 26 hours at this point with only a two hour nap, where I didn't really even get to sleep. Thank god for caffiene.

[Smitty-48]

Fuck, I'm tired. Been up 26 hours at this point with only a two hour nap, where I didn't really even get to sleep. Thank god for caffiene.

You need an audiobook with a good narrator to fall asleep.

Alastair Reynolds narrated by John Lee.

[StCapps]

Fuck, I'm tired. Been up 26 hours at this point with only a two hour nap, where I didn't really even get to sleep. Thank god for caffiene.

You need an audiobook with a good narrator to fall asleep.

Alastair Reynolds narrated by John Lee.

Nah, I'm up intentionally, I'll be able to sleep just fine once the hockey is done. Please Caps and Canes, no overtime, pretty please.

[Smitty-48]

Nah, I'm up intentionally

Sleep deprivation marathon.

My record is nine days. Beat dat.