MHF - Hockey Thread

[Smitty-48]

This is how desperate the Leafs have to get. If they get desperate, they'll win the Cup.

Mike Babcock Country Club ain't gonna win shit.

[Smitty-48]

The Big Rig is value added.

Patrick Maroon on a one year at one point seven five cap hit?

Moneyball.

[Smitty-48]

Bouwmeester is having a mini renaissance here.

Big heavy Blues D in effect.

Drown in a swamp, Winniberta.

[Smitty-48]

Robert Thomas and Robby Fabbri playing well in the playoffs.

This Blues team is underrated.

Just comes down to this no name goalie pulling a Hamburgler.

[StCapps]

12 minutes without a shot? That's how you phone it in when facing elimination right thur. Fuck Winniberta.

[Smitty-48]

Louberta yes!

Let's go, baby!

Beat Winniberta!

No more Challengeberta!

[StCapps]

Louberta yes!

Let's go, baby!

Beat Winniberta!

Poor Hellebuyck, hung out to dry, but Fuck Winniberta.

[Smitty-48]

Louberta yes!

Let's go, baby!

Beat Winniberta!

Poor Hellebuyck, hung out to dry, but Fuck Winniberta.

That was Patrick Maroon in front of the net.

Big Rig. Moneyball I said.

[Smitty-48]

And where is Patrik Laine?

He's invisible out there.

Better than Matthews my Aunt Fannie.

[StCapps]

And where is Patrik Laine?

He's invisible out there.

Better than Matthews my Aunt Fannie.

That was just the media needing something to talk about at the draft, by pretending Laine could have gone first overall. They are doing the same thing with Kaako this year with Jack Hughes. Lame hot takes because bored, that's the hockey media for you.