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Internet Butler.

[Montegriffo]

Post number 1776.....
Must be time for another poem. This one ought to be about the glorious revolution which freed us from the nuisance of governing those uppity colonials.

1776 and all that

'tis a date for which we are quite fond
from here on this side of the pond
when a tax on your tea
helped the King to be free
to with India form a new bond

Now you helped us a bit it is true
in the conflict we call world war two
but you turned up too late
to help Britain stay Great
and now we're much weaker than you

you have never developed much class
and your words come from out of your ass
but the French you are not
and that's saying a lot
so as allies we'll let your faults pass

to your Jazz I can listen all day
and your movies are often okay
though your leader's a dick
who makes me feel sick
I'll say God bless the US of A

[SuburbanFarmer]

Post number 1776.....
Must be time for another poem. This one ought to be about the glorious revolution which freed us from the nuisance of governing those uppity colonials.

1776 and all that

'tis a date for which we are quite fond
from here on this side of the pond
when a tax on your tea
helped the King to be free
to with India form a new bond

Now you helped us a bit it is true
in the conflict we call world war two
but you turned up too late
to help Britain stay Great
and now we're much weaker than you

you have never developed much class
and your words come from out of your ass
but the French you are not
and that's saying a lot
so as allies we'll let your faults pass

to your Jazz I can listen all day
and your movies are often okay
though your leaders a dick
who makes me feel sick
I'll say God bless the US of A

Cute... but you're still French.

[Penner]

Still you Brits still wear our jeans

[Penner]

Post number 1776.....
Must be time for another poem. This one ought to be about the glorious revolution which freed us from the nuisance of governing those uppity colonials.

1776 and all that

'tis a date for which we are quite fond
from here on this side of the pond
when a tax on your tea
helped the King to be free
to with India form a new bond

Now you helped us a bit it is true
in the conflict we call world war two
but you turned up too late
to help Britain stay Great
and now we're much weaker than you

you have never developed much class
and your words come from out of your ass
but the French you are not
and that's saying a lot
so as allies we'll let your faults pass

to your Jazz I can listen all day
and your movies are often okay
though your leaders a dick
who makes me feel sick
I'll say God bless the US of A

Cute... but you're still French.

Let's not forget that their monarchs are actually a mix between Frenchies and Germans.

[Montegriffo]

Cute... but you're still French.

Last warning, call me French one more time and you're not getting your Trebuchet Guevara T-shirt.

[Montegriffo]

Post number 1776.....
Must be time for another poem. This one ought to be about the glorious revolution which freed us from the nuisance of governing those uppity colonials.

1776 and all that

'tis a date for which we are quite fond
from here on this side of the pond
when a tax on your tea
helped the King to be free
to with India form a new bond

Now you helped us a bit it is true
in the conflict we call world war two
but you turned up too late
to help Britain stay Great
and now we're much weaker than you

you have never developed much class
and your words come from out of your ass
but the French you are not
and that's saying a lot
so as allies we'll let your faults pass

to your Jazz I can listen all day
and your movies are often okay
though your leaders a dick
who makes me feel sick
I'll say God bless the US of A

Cute... but you're still French.

Let's not forget that their monarchs are actually a mix between Frenchies and Germans.

No Penny, never French. A mixture of Saxons, Vikings, Normans, Dutch and Germans but never French....

[Penner]

Cute... but you're still French.

Let's not forget that their monarchs are actually a mix between Frenchies and Germans.

No Penny, never French. A mixture of Saxons, Vikings, Normans, Dutch and Germans but never French....

Let's not live in denial (hint look at where some of their mothers were from)....

[Montegriffo]

Still you Brits still wear our jeans

Now they ARE French.

The name "denim" derives from French serge de Nîmes, meaning "serge from Nîmes"

More of a corduroy (from the French "cloth of Kings" ) man myself

[Montegriffo]

Let's not forget that their monarchs are actually a mix between Frenchies and Germans.

No Penny, never French. A mixture of Saxons, Vikings, Normans, Dutch and Germans but never French....

Let's not live in denial (hint look at where some of their mothers were from)....

Ok, I'll give you Elanor of Aquitaine but as Aquitaine was under English rule at the time and she was of Norman descent not French it's a pyrrhic victory.
Ps her fathers castle is about 7 miles away from my house in France and is a real beauty.