Played a lot of D&D back in the day, but also did normal (aka active) shit. In college I had a D&D player get mad and nail me with a sucker punch. Threw everything they had into it ... but here’s where they fucked up ... they socked me in the torso. WTF? Right in the abs that just came off of 4 straight years of Army PT? Hilarious.Smitty-48 wrote: No, Corso Italia, you wear a ring, you pop him in the kisser and split him open, no telegraph, just a short sharp jab.
NBD to an Eyetalian, but to a D&D nerd it was an atrocity,
You could’ve heard a pin drop. They actually started crying, because they saw me just take it with a flinch. No step backward. No doubling over and hitting the mat. Just “umf!”
Fucking fail. Nerds cannot fight.