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[Smitty-48]

I wouldn't date a Papist neither.

No Latin ass for me, whatsoever.

I am all in for the North German Protestants.

Just like da Joos, I only fuck for my tribe.

[Smitty-48]

I simply decline to procreate, because once you do that, the Nanny State has got you by the balls.

Fuck all that women's work.

Apex Predator North German ain't having that.

Spartan UBI for the win.

[heydaralon]

I wouldn't date a Papist neither.

No Latin ass for me, whatsoever.

I am all in for the North German Protestants.

Just like da Joos, I only fuck for my tribe.

My recent ex was half Cuban. I think this is a recurring issue with catholics. Italian men are married to their mothers. This girl was also a catholic (a lapsed one) and she lived with her mother who was a miserable meddling cunt. Every time we would fight her mother would try to call me or even come to my work place to talk. Way out of line. And this girl was oblivious. She didn't get why I hated her mother so passionately. Like it was normal behavior. I've heard Jewish mothers are the same way. I need to find a girl with a nice ass and a poor relationship with her parents.

[Smitty-48]

My mother is rattlesnake mean.

My wife is nothing like my mother.

[heydaralon]

My mother is awesome, and I have a good relationship with her, but if she ever went to my gf or wife's workplace to confront her about shit that wasn't her business, I'd have strong words to say to her. This girl's mother also had breast cancer, so she tried to guilt me into feeling bad. I'm sorry your mother has cancer but that doesn't excuse her revolting actions. Get fucked you dumb beeyatch

[Smitty-48]

I love my mother, none the less, she's not like my wife, I was never in love with my mother, she's got very sharp fangs and a quick temper, whereas my wife is very cuddly and warm.

I'm a hedonist, I have no masochistic streak when it comes to females.

[Smitty-48]

Frankly, I was much closer to my father, which of course bothers my mother, but that's just the way it was, my Da was laid back and chill, my mother was nobody you wanted to go to when you fucked up.

[kybkh]

Tbf, great tits are harder to come by than a nice ass.

As long as she is not all dimply fat, all she has to do is lay down and you got a decent ass.

Ain’t nothing you can do to make tits great though aside from surgery.

One of my biggest disappointments in life is due to a push-up bra.

[Smitty-48]

Agreed, no cottage cheese please, I just want those German birthing hips.

But being German, my wife is a fitness freak, so I get the hips without too much junk.

Breasts are right sized, just a handful, perfectly proportioned.

[kybkh]

I wonder what Rome would have been like if they had viagra?