Civil War Doomsday Clock

[DBTrek]

Black dude went to jail.
White dude went to jail.

Neither of them managed to kill or injure anyone despite their best efforts.

Sounds like a satisfactory outcome to me.

Why are we supposed to be treating the Grand Wizard that strolled back into a conflict so he could fire off a quick shot before scuttling away a hero again? And can I get the name of the award you fanboys want to give him? What is it . .. a Medal of Valor? Congressional Medal of Honor? What exactly do you want to give this nutjob that you're trying to lionize?

I'm sure he'll accept blowjobs, if you two would like to suck his dick in person. Probably a most welcome expression of admiration, given his current housing situation.

/shrug

[Smitty-48]

[Smitty-48]

Why are we supposed to be treating the Grand Wizard that strolled back into a conflict so he could fire off a quick shot before scuttling away a hero again?

Never said he was. None the less, before I jail the man, I look at the no duty retreat in the face of a mob of communists and armed neegros.

Forced make a choice between the commies and the Klan, gonna have to side with the Klan actually.

[heydaralon]

When I was in boy scouts we used to make those aerosol flamethrowers. We didn't aim them at each other but we fucked up some hornets' nests with them. We also threw a can into the fire which was pretty cool as well.

[Smitty-48]

Yeah, we used to play with that shit when I was a kid too, until the can blew up and burned the kid holding it, followed by him dropping into a pile of them, which then touched off and set the building on fire.

[heydaralon]

Yeah, we used to play with that shit when I was a kid too, until the can blew up and burned the kid holding it, followed by him dropping into a pile of them, which then touched off and set the building on fire.

was he ok?

[DBTrek]

Dude retreated from the intitial conflict, then ran back into the area to fire off a shot, then retreated AGAIN.
That's your "stand your ground" hero right there.
Fled twice and missed his shot.


Hey, you find that shit to be heroic, whatever.
I'm just not there, man. Looks like a grade-A sucker to me. Wrap his head up with a big ol' label saying DUM-DUM.

But one man's sucker is another man's Audie Murphy I guess.

[Smitty-48]

Yeah, we used to play with that shit when I was a kid too, until the can blew up and burned the kid holding it, followed by him dropping into a pile of them, which then touched off and set the building on fire.

was he ok?

Don't know, we got the heck out of there without looking back, when the fire trucks went by on the way past us, we just played it cool and walked calmly away.

[heydaralon]

Yeah, we used to play with that shit when I was a kid too, until the can blew up and burned the kid holding it, followed by him dropping into a pile of them, which then touched off and set the building on fire.

was he ok?

Don't know, we got the heck out of there without looking back, when the fire trucks went by on the way past us, we just played it cool and walked calmly away.

Sometimes a clean getaway is all you can hope for...

[Smitty-48]

was he ok?

Don't know, we got the heck out of there without looking back, when the fire trucks went by on the way past us, we just played it cool and walked calmly away.

Sometimes a clean getaway is all you can hope for...

Climbers rule; you don't bring the whole team down to save one man; cut the rope.