MHF Religious War

Your religion/nature of your lack of one

Catholic Church
7
29%
Protestant or Reformed
3
13%
Orthodox Christian or Eastern Churches outside of the CC.
0
No votes
Other Christian movement, or Mormons or Jehovas Witnesses
1
4%
Orthodox Judaism
0
No votes
Reform Judaism
2
8%
Agnostic or "Cultural Christian"
7
29%
Other traditional religion
1
4%
New Age/Neo-Pagan/Reconstructionist religions
1
4%
Atheist
2
8%
 
Total votes: 24
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Smitty-48 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:51 am Wot?! No David Suzuki semen in your coffee anymore? Ca'mon, don't lie, you're still taking a sip here and there.
I have fallen out with Suzuki... he is too much of a dystopian for me...
Panicking the populace for the sake of utopia is not in my make up any more.
Not even taking sips.
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DrYouth wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:14 pm
Smitty-48 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:51 am Wot?! No David Suzuki semen in your coffee anymore? Ca'mon, don't lie, you're still taking a sip here and there.
I have fallen out with Suzuki... he is too much of a dystopian for me...
Panicking the populace for the sake of utopia is not in my make up any more.
Not even taking sips.
Whose your Guru now?
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Speaker to Animals wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:54 am Honestly, Catholics are too busy with Satan infiltrating the Church to fight holy wars against a bunch of heretics anyway. As soon as we can drop the Pope and his homosexual rapist bishops out of helicopters and purge the apostates from the site of God, we can get back to dealing with the heretics.
Drop this Pope... or drop the Pope...
I mean you can't drop the Pope and still be Catholics, can you?

And how do you purge apostates exactly... another Inquisition...

I think Satan would be totally down with that! :twisted:
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DrYouth wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:17 pm
Speaker to Animals wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:54 am Honestly, Catholics are too busy with Satan infiltrating the Church to fight holy wars against a bunch of heretics anyway. As soon as we can drop the Pope and his homosexual rapist bishops out of helicopters and purge the apostates from the site of God, we can get back to dealing with the heretics.
Drop this Pope... or drop the Pope...
I mean you can't drop the Pope and still be Catholics, can you?

And how do you purge apostates exactly... another Inquisition...

I think Satan would be totally down with that! :twisted:
He needs to be thrown out of a helicopter and dashed upon the rocks. I say this will all due fidelity, of course.
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Smitty-48 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:16 pm Whose your Guru now?
Don't believe in gurus...
I educate myself in many tea houses.
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Also, he sure seems like an antipope to me, so I am not sure Satan wants him thrown out of a helicopter when he is inflicting so much damage upon the Church. Francis is the best thing that happened for Satan in a very long time.
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DrYouth wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:18 pm
Smitty-48 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:16 pm Whose your Guru now?
Don't believe in gurus...
I educate myself in many tea houses.
And what have you learned in these filthy havens of asshippery?
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Smitty-48 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:19 pm And what have you learned in these filthy havens of asshippery?
I was being metaphorical... I don't actually go to teahouses...
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DrYouth wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:23 pm
Smitty-48 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:19 pm And what have you learned in these filthy havens of asshippery?
I was being metaphorical... I don't actually go to teahouses...
And the metaphor is? You've flipped from the Kneedippers to what, now, exactly?
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Smitty-48 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:24 pm And the metaphor is? You've flipped from the Kneedippers to what, now, exactly?
I like the Fifth Column Podcast, Joe Rogan, Niall Ferguson, to Jordan Peterson, to the Weinsteins...
That's my beat now.
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