WTF Canada?!

[Speaker to Animals]

They get Dunhan; we get the Sadies and the Wailin Jenny's.

[heydaralon]

When I explain to Americans that it is by solemn oath to the British Crown, they say; Declaration of Independence, fuck all that Limey shit, if your grandfather was American, you are an American.

If you have helicopter pilot's license, that would sweeten the pot. America needs some falconeros to help solve the Marxist problem we have atm.

[Smitty-48]

When I explain to Americans that I am elite Soldier of the Crown, essentially a mercenary for Queen Elizabeth II, they say "fuck yeah, come to America, Smitty Magnum Higgins, we love you long time, baybee!"

[Smitty-48]

When I explain to Americans that it is by solemn oath to the British Crown, they say; Declaration of Independence, fuck all that Limey shit, if your grandfather was American, you are an American.

If you have helicopter pilot's license, that would sweeten the pot. America needs some falconeros to help solve the Marxist problem we have atm.

When Americans find out that I am a right wing nutjob, the Democrats get all pissy, but the Red Staters just say you had us at "chuck these commies out of the helicopter, Pinochet style"

Most Americans are not aware that there are any right wing nutjobs in Canada, never mind Smitty Pinochet.

[Smitty-48]

Even my Canadian grandparents had deep ties with America.

The Hants County Smith's on the banks of the Avon since 1757.

In the 1820's however, the Second Great Awakening came up the Evangeline Trail.

Thus the Hants Country Smith's were Southern Baptists, they drove back and forth to Dixie, just to pray with the flock.

Nova Scotia is Canadian Dixieland, I'm a Nova Scotia good ol' boy.

[StCapps]

Most Americans are not aware that there are any right wing nutjobs in Canada, never mind Smitty Pinochet.

Most Canadians are not aware that there are any right wing nutjobs in Canada as well, and if they are aware, then they lump the Cuckservative Liberal Lite and the Neo-Nazi crowd in with us, and can't tell the difference. Otherwise they are too distracted by the CBC driven echo chamber they live in to even notice us.

[Smitty-48]

Most Americans are not aware that there are any right wing nutjobs in Canada, never mind Smitty Pinochet.

Most Canadians are not aware that there are any right wing nutjobs in Canada as well, and if they are aware, then they lump the Cuckservative Liberal Lite crowd in with us and can't tell the difference.

General Brock and Chief Tecumseh are rare birds indeed, even in Canader.

[Smitty-48]

It all comes back to my Canadian born American raised father.

SoCal moved to NoCal went to Berkeley, became a pacifist libertarian.

I couldn't get with the commie sympathizing peacenik shit, but the part about very limited government and not being a totalitarian, that part stuck.

Canada is just an agreement, a limited contract actually, otherwise, I'm an Homo Sapiens Sapiens apex predator male, live free or die.

[GloryofGreece]

It all comes back to my Canadian born American raised father.

SoCal moved to NoCal went to Berkeley, became a pacifist libertarian.

I couldn't get with the commie sympathizing peacenik shit, but the part about very limited government and not being a totalitarian, that part stuck.

Canada is just an agreement, a limited contract actually, otherwise, I'm an Homo Sapiens Sapiens apex predator male, live free or die.

Why do you have an American motto as your signature? Are you not a Canadian patriot?

[Smitty-48]

It all comes back to my Canadian born American raised father.

SoCal moved to NoCal went to Berkeley, became a pacifist libertarian.

I couldn't get with the commie sympathizing peacenik shit, but the part about very limited government and not being a totalitarian, that part stuck.

Canada is just an agreement, a limited contract actually, otherwise, I'm an Homo Sapiens Sapiens apex predator male, live free or die.

Why do you have an American motto as your signature? Are you not a Canadian patriot?

I'm a Monarchist Tory, I have no country but the Queen, Canada is just a agreement sub national to the British Empire.