Smitty's last post was Feb 25th, should we put his face on a milk carton?

[Smitty-48]

It is all in the hands of the Hockey Gods, it is by the juice of saphoo the bounces come.

[StCapps]

The hockey gods do seem to love legit 1C's and hot goaltenders, maybe that's the juice of saphoo?

[Smitty-48]

I'm thinking it might be Mitch Marner.

[StCapps]

I'm thinking it might be Mitch Marner.

Well the hockey gods do love Patty Kane, so I see no reason why they'd hate on Mitch Marner, except that he plays for the Leafs, and the hockey gods haven't taken a shinning to them in the playoffs, in quite some time.

[Smitty-48]

I'm thinking it might be Mitch Marner.

Well the hockey gods do love Patty Kane, so I see no reason why they'd hate on Mitch Marner, except that he plays for the Leafs, and the hockey gods haven't taken a shinning to them in the playoffs, in quite some time.

They hated the Hawks too, until they didn't.

[StCapps]

I'm thinking it might be Mitch Marner.

Well the hockey gods do love Patty Kane, so I see no reason why they'd hate on Mitch Marner, except that he plays for the Leafs, and the hockey gods haven't taken a shinning to them in the playoffs, in quite some time.

They hated the Hawks too, until they didn't.

Indeed. Perhaps Mitchy Marner is Patty Kane 2.0 in the eyes of the hockey gods come playoff time, we shall see.

[Smitty-48]

Sabres @ Leafs

Freddie Fathead better not shitfuck the bed here like he did last game.

[Smitty-48]

Mike Babcock Country Club phoning it in, then Tavares scores his 35th, Matthews scores his 30th, and then Freddy the Goat scores, all in two minutes. 3-1 Buds.

edit; turns into a track meet, Freddie the Goat picks up his second point, sets up Ennis, 4-1 Buds.

Freddie the Goat is actually starting to pan out as the 4C that they wanted him to be.

Time for a Scotch & Irish ale. <toasts>

[Smitty-48]

Andersen shitfucking the bed again, 4-3 now. Time to hit the bong.

[pineapplemike]