BREAKING NEWS

[The Conservative]

[C-Mag]

Sad news, Hey Day's favorite 'uncle' died, at least he went doing what he loved and no half measures either
https://theblast.com/ktla-anchor-chris- ... meth-anus/

[TheReal_ND]

Sad news, Hey Day's favorite 'uncle' died, at least he went doing what he loved and no half measures either
https://theblast.com/ktla-anchor-chris- ... meth-anus/

At some point during the meeting, 43-year-old Burrous allegedly inserted a “rock” of crystal meth into his anus and stated it was supposed to make him “high and loose”

He then allegedly gave his companion a syringe full of GHB and a bottle of Gatorade. The two became intimate again, and Burrous allegedly inserted another “rock” of meth into his anus before putting on a mask while his companion allegedly inserted his hand into Burrous’ backside.

The report states Burrous also used “poppers,” an alkyl nitrite inhaled that produces a euphoric effect.

Burrous began getting fisted while laying face down on the bed, and allegedly told his companion he was feeling fine until the man noticed him making a grunting noise, and flipped him over to realize Burrous had vomited inside his S&M mask.

Gay people are just like us!

[C-Mag]

Don't tell me you don't grunt into your S&M mask when you're getting fisted in your anus filled with meth.

[TheReal_ND]

Don't tell me you don't grunt into your S&M mask when you're getting fisted in your anus filled with meth.

What you don't let your prolapsed anus get fondled like a kitty cat and suck it in and out?

[Ph64]

During the death investigations, officials were told Burrous, who leaves behind a wife and young daughter, did not have a history of drug or alcohol abuse, and apparently only used drugs recreationally.

"How did your daddy die?"
"He OD'd on meth up his ass while getting fisted by a grindr hookup."

perfectly "normal".

[Haumana]

Sad news, Hey Day's favorite 'uncle' died, at least he went doing what he loved and no half measures either
https://theblast.com/ktla-anchor-chris- ... meth-anus/

Is it too soon to laugh? Anchor, Burrous, crystal-meth anus. Is this a Tarantino script?

[C-Mag]

You Fuckers are my kind of sick, oh shit, making my eyes water.

Tarantino isn't that fucking sick.

How did Daddy die

I'm a little shocked they printed the play by play...……………………. what aren't they telling us

[Haumana]

You Fuckers are my kind of sick, oh shit, making my eyes water.

Tarantino isn't that fucking sick.

How did Daddy die

I'm a little shocked they printed the play by play...……………………. what aren't they telling us

I was busying myself with trying to think of what 70's funk song would be playing in the background.

Yeah, that is one black double diamond of a eulogy.

[Ph64]

You Fuckers are my kind of sick, oh shit, making my eyes water.

Tarantino isn't that fucking sick.

How did Daddy die

I'm a little shocked they printed the play by play...……………………. what aren't they telling us

I was busying myself with trying to think of what 70's funk song would be playing in the background.

Yeah, that is one black double diamond of a eulogy.

Just ram it, ram it, ram it up the ass,
Toss a rock in there it'll be such a gas,
Recreational you know, so ram it in fast,
I'm puking, puking, puking in my mask.

(Queue funky bass riff)

My wife, my wife, she wouldn't understand,
Meth up my ass and a fisted hand,
A wife and daughter just aren't as grand,
As a fist up the butt to a funky 70s band.