Smitty's last post was Feb 25th, should we put his face on a milk carton?

[Smitty-48]

I'm prepped. In the event of breakdown of civil order, I am an exponential force multiplier who will recruit train and lead an army.

Then I will have bitchfarmers at my disposal, to make me a sammich.

Come and get it old man.

When you recruit train and lead an army, you have young men to do your dirty work for you.

The young men will follow me, because I will keep them alive, and lead them to prevail, so the bitchfarmers will them a sammich. Plus they'll have their pick of the women.

[Smitty-48]

Like, if it wasn't illegal, I'd recruit train and lead an army right now, but I don't want CSIS to come after me, they are backed up by Five Eyes, so I will just have to wait for the breakdown of civil order.

[StCapps]

Like, if it wasn't illegal, I'd recruit train and lead an army right now, but I don't want CSIS to come after me, they are backed up by Five Eyes, so I will just have to wait for the breakdown of civil order.

Ideally though, civil order doesn't break down, because the Clarity Act is a way better way of doing away with this Fake Country that calls itself Canada. Don't need no civil war like the Americans, the Clarity Act provides.

Canadian Confederation, delenda est.
The Liberal Party of Canada, delenda est.
Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, delenda est.

God Save The Queen and Her Mohawk Warriors.

[Smitty-48]

I'm not expecting the breakdown of civil order.

Not saying I ain't converting dollars to gold as necessary, but only as a hedge.

Just sayin', in the event of breakdown of civil order, there's nothing a Green Beret can do that I can't do.

[StCapps]

I'm not expecting the breakdown of civil order.

Not saying I ain't converting dollars to gold as necessary, but only as a hedge.

Just sayin', in the event of breakdown of civil order, there's nothing a Green Beret can do that I can't do.

In the event of a breakdown in civil order, sign me up homie.

The Queen's Peace must be restored.

[Smitty-48]

In fact, as I have instructed the entire program, from Depot to Battleschool, plus Recce and Section Commanders course. I would be a more experienced force multiplier, than all but the most experienced Green Berets.

[StCapps]

In fact, as I have instructed the entire program, from Depot to Battleschool, plus Recce and Section Commanders course. I would be a more experienced force multiplier, than all but the most experienced Green Berets.

[Smitty-48]

Now, in terms of strategy, there is no course for that, you just have to be your own Bonaparte.

But, honestly, who am I fighting here? Bitchfarmers? They will be so terrified of us, they'll make us sammiches, nary a shot fired.

[Smitty-48]

90% of the time you can get by, on sheer terror, 10% of the time you have to maneuver, but fear not, apex predators, I know how to run that too, and moreover, I can train you to do it as well.

[StCapps]

Now, in terms of strategy, there is no course for that, you just have to be your own Bonaparte.

But, honestly, who am I fighting here? Bitchfarmers? They will be so terrified of us, they'll make us sammiches, nary a shot fired.

I want to fight with your chicken, because this is number one easy fight in lightweight division. Alhamdulillah.