Smitty's last post was Feb 25th, should we put his face on a milk carton?

[Smitty-48]

Hope you’re not having health problems, Smitt. State-Delivered MJ?

Tactically, I'm fit. I think I could kill a nineteen year old with my bare hands still.

But I do smoke tobacco and drink whiskey, so if the strontium-90 don't get me, those surely will.

Like my old pappy used to say, everyday is a gift, everybody gotta die sometime, son.

In terms of the government dope, that is working out well, some people been complaining, but it's fine by me.

The dope is a little dry, cause they've probably had it in the warehouse, but it doesn't matter, cause you don't have to stock up anymore.

Definitely has the THC kick, it's not weak, and the price is about right, five to six USD per gram.

[Smitty-48]

There is a $5 delivery charge for Canada Express Post, but its totally worth it, delivered to your door within two days at the most.

[Martin Hash]

I got a couple cookies waiting for me on my dresser. Haven’t needed them; whiskey shots with Bud back have been ample but they’re there when I need them.

[Smitty-48]

I'm protesting Canadian retaliatory tariffs against the US, since those are just a tax on me, so I am drinking Bourbon exclusively right now, Makers Mark 90 proof.

In terms of the chaser, Japanese Sapporo is on sale.

[Martin Hash]

I’ve been through the labels; I can afford whatever I want, but after the first shot, who can tell the difference? So I just go for the House because cheap tastes better. Bud though because I’m an American.

[Smitty-48]

Now, I was never one to use a bong, I was a trailer park toker, I could roll a joint on the back of a motorcycle rolling down the highway.

But the guy I buy cigars from just gave me one, complemetary gift, now I'm into it, I understand the charms of water pipe naow.

[Smitty-48]

I’ve been through the labels; I can afford whatever I want, but after the first shot, who can tell the difference? So I just go for the House because cheap tastes better. Bud though because I’m an American.

Makers Mark is lovely, it's got more bite, and more kick, most whiskey here is 80 proof, 90 proof is hard to find.

[Martin Hash]

Went to see “Akita: Battle Angel” today with the wife because $5 Tuesday. Thought about taking a hit beforehand because, you know, Anime. Decided a movie theater hot dog slathered in mustard would do, and it did. Wifey doesn’t like to see me with a bong; we got a truce.

[Martin Hash]

Did 4 or 5 shots of some off-label rye whiskey tonight while watching “The Wire.” (2nd time.) Daughter came over, drank wine with her. I’m very flexible.

[Smitty-48]

If I was Marty Hash rich I would drink Lagavulin mostly, but I would still have Makers Mark too.