Democrats in Blackface

[Fife]

Conservatives are not your friends.

[Speaker to Animals]

Conservatives and liberals are the same thing.

The only difference is that conservatives don't want to rush into moral degeneracy, and liberals don't want to rush into economic degeneracy.

[DBTrek]

It’s like Highschool lunch discussions all over again.
“This clique and that clique are all the same , man. They’re all sheep. But not me, maaaaan. I’m on to the game. I’m not caught up in that same trap everyone else is. I’m a free thinker!”


Glad you all put those extra three decades of life to good use.
If progressives and conservatives are the same, then it’s time for all the enlighten free thinkers to do something.
Oh wait, I forget, the prime directive of enlightened free thinkers is to run their useless mouths observing shit, but never to affect actual change anywhere. Which makes them the same as liberals and conservatives I guess, minus making any kind of impact on the world.

[Speaker to Animals]

Speaking of sophomoric contributors.

[PartyOf5]

Conservatives and liberals are the same thing.

The only difference is that conservatives don't want to rush into moral degeneracy, and liberals don't want to rush into economic degeneracy.

Sounds catchy but isn't true. Liberals love spending money, especially when it's not theirs.

[Speaker to Animals]

Conservatives and liberals are the same thing.

The only difference is that conservatives don't want to rush into moral degeneracy, and liberals don't want to rush into economic degeneracy.

Sounds catchy but isn't true. Liberals love spending money, especially when it's not theirs.

Yeah, conservatives were totally cool not spending our money, as if that were even a distinction (that does not exist) relevant to my point.

A conservative today would be a Clinton liberal in the mid-1990s.

Twenty years from now the conservatives will be defending the massive horse shit being today peddled by the progressives, and the progressives will be trying to outdo their previous degeneracy.

[Fife]

The denizens of Federal City are your mortal enemies. All of them.

[DBTrek]

Denizens of the Federal City are Republicans and Democrats. Calling them conservatives and liberals, and then further claiming they they’re the same thing, just makes one sound like a kinda dumb dude trying to be and edgelord.

“Republicans and Democrats ARE conservatives and liberals, and they’re both the same thing!!!”

“Sure, sounds great, Randy. Shut the fuck up and pass the bong already, you’re boring the fuck out of us.”

[Speaker to Animals]

They are the same thing. Conservatives are the tail and progressives are the head. It's just one thing, moving forward towards degeneracy and collapse.

Nobody can dispute with a shred of integrity that conservatives of any decade would be liberals about two decades prior.

[Speaker to Animals]

Progressive: I think our relationship has grown to the point where we should explore new boundaries.

Conservative: What do you mean?

Progressive: I want to put it in your anus.

Conservative: No way! I am not that kind of girl!

Progressive: Come on, baby. Don't you trust me?

Conservative: Okay. Just the tip, though.