Bezos v. National Enquirer

[C-Mag]

I went to google and typed in Jeff Bezos dick pics as soon as I saw this. I wanted to save the pics on my computer in case my amazon prime subscription ever gets cancelled and I need some leverage to get it back...

That's about how this shit all started. My understanding is that the Washington Post, owned by J. Preston Penis Bezos, was going to run some kind of attack piece on the Enquirer and the Enquirer wrote him back a letter and said, go ahead, we'll just publish your dick pics.

The richest guy in the world can only lose from juvenille shit like this. Princeton Pedigree Pfffft

[heydaralon]

I went to google and typed in Jeff Bezos dick pics as soon as I saw this. I wanted to save the pics on my computer in case my amazon prime subscription ever gets cancelled and I need some leverage to get it back...

That's about how this shit all started. My understanding is that the Washington Post, owned by J. Preston Penis Bezos, was going to run some kind of attack piece on the Enquirer and the Enquirer wrote him back a letter and said, go ahead, we'll just publish your dick pics.

The richest guy in the world can only lose from juvenille shit like this. Princeton Pedigree Pfffft

Well, Idk the whole story, the rich play or a different field than we do, with different agendas, but I respect the fact that he refused to be cowed. Regardless of his cuckold global agenda, on a personal level that was baller as fuck of him.

[C-Mag]

I went to google and typed in Jeff Bezos dick pics as soon as I saw this. I wanted to save the pics on my computer in case my amazon prime subscription ever gets cancelled and I need some leverage to get it back...

That's about how this shit all started. My understanding is that the Washington Post, owned by J. Preston Penis Bezos, was going to run some kind of attack piece on the Enquirer and the Enquirer wrote him back a letter and said, go ahead, we'll just publish your dick pics.

The richest guy in the world can only lose from juvenille shit like this. Princeton Pedigree Pfffft

Well, Idk the whole story, the rich play or a different field than we do, with different agendas, but I respect the fact that he refused to be cowed. Regardless of his cuckold global agenda, on a personal level that was baller as fuck of him.

As far as I can tell he started the shit with the Enquirer then played victim. Fuck him, had he not cheated on his wife and sent is young hotty dick pics this wouldn't have happened. I can't see him as some kind of hero after all that stupid.

[heydaralon]

That's about how this shit all started. My understanding is that the Washington Post, owned by J. Preston Penis Bezos, was going to run some kind of attack piece on the Enquirer and the Enquirer wrote him back a letter and said, go ahead, we'll just publish your dick pics.

The richest guy in the world can only lose from juvenille shit like this. Princeton Pedigree Pfffft

Well, Idk the whole story, the rich play or a different field than we do, with different agendas, but I respect the fact that he refused to be cowed. Regardless of his cuckold global agenda, on a personal level that was baller as fuck of him.

As far as I can tell he started the shit with the Enquirer then played victim. Fuck him, had he not cheated on his wife and sent is young hotty dick pics this wouldn't have happened. I can't see him as some kind of hero after all that stupid.

Is his wife hot though? but yeah thats pretty scummy. That's like Hollywood liberal scummy.

[heydaralon]

She's not bad. She kind of looks like Anne Coulter and Dexter Morgan's sister combined.

[heydaralon]

Wtf, his wife is prettier than the girl he sent the dick pics too. This dude is gonna lose 50 billion for sending dick images to that thot? Worst investment ever...

[C-Mag]

Wtf, his wife is prettier than the girl he sent the dick pics too. This dude is gonna lose 50 billion for sending dick images to that thot? Worst investment ever...

I think the divorce settlement was close to $150 Billion...……………. Bad Popp can help him out with some math. Let's have some fun. I'll take $150B and divide byt the number of sex encounters to get the cost per go.

150x = $1 Billion
100x = $1.5 Billion
75x = $2 Billion
50x = $3 Billion
25x = $6 Billion

Not including the dates he took this chick on and the shit he bought her. This might be the most expensive pussy ever.

[PartyOf5]

The ex-wife should take that money and invest it in a direct competitor to Amazon. Wouldn't that be the ultimate way to get back at him by supplanting Amazon with a newer, better Amazon.

[heydaralon]

Wtf, his wife is prettier than the girl he sent the dick pics too. This dude is gonna lose 50 billion for sending dick images to that thot? Worst investment ever...

I think the divorce settlement was close to $150 Billion...……………. Bad Popp can help him out with some math. Let's have some fun. I'll take $150B and divide byt the number of sex encounters to get the cost per go.

150x = $1 Billion
100x = $1.5 Billion
75x = $2 Billion
50x = $3 Billion
25x = $6 Billion

Not including the dates he took this chick on and the shit he bought her. This might be the most expensive pussy ever.

Yep. Not since Helen of Troy has dick dipping led to such ruin. She must be doing anal on the reg with ass to mouth for that kind of dough.

[C-Mag]

The ex-wife should take that money and invest it in a direct competitor to Amazon. Wouldn't that be the ultimate way to get back at him by supplanting Amazon with a newer, better Amazon.

As long as she calls it Amazon PINE