Literal Odds and Ends

[TheReal_ND]

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/k-12 ... ree-634789

A 15-year-old student apparently tripping on LSD groped the breasts of three school staffers and tried to strangle a nurse with her stethoscope while yelling “I'm an Avenger,”

After mumbling about "big tits" and making incoherent comments, the student then pushed a school secretary against a wall and grabbed her breasts and buttocks. “Come here, bitch,”

It's actually funnier if you read the link

[Montegriffo]

A white couple, who have had tanning injections to turn their skin darker, have appeared on This Morning, claiming that doctors have told them that their future children will be born black.

Newly married couple model Martina Big, 30, from Germany and Michael Eurwen, 31 have both had tanning injections, using Melanotan, a synthetic hormone, to darken the skin.

Martina Big, hit the headlines previously due to her plastic surgery, which took her breasts to a 32S.

Her skin colour change has also been well documented. When she started to have the injections, she was a white-skinned model with peroxide blonde hair, but she claims that just three jabs turned her skin black.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti ... black.html





That's your master race right there.

[Speaker to Animals]

I think this could be a novel method of determining who gets sterilized. The test is administered in less than a minute. If the person answers anything except a 7, then snip snip time.

[Montegriffo]

Don't forget your Haggis pizza tonight...

[TheReal_ND]

*tap tap tap*
That's the sound of someone banging on your window.

These assholes always begging me of all people for money. Take a look, oh it's some dumb bitch clearly dope sick. Proceed to lock the door. *tap tap tap* Shake your head. *tap tap tap* Hit reverse, ignore the feeling you almost got mugged by a dope sick whore.

Getting real tired of these fucking whores. Show up to the job and cut her some slack because she is cute. "Hey we don't normally do this but it wouldn't imposition me much if we cut you a deal here.

Time to pay.

Boyfriend starts bitching.

"Hey look here you ridiculous nigger, I cut your gf all kinds of deals who the fuck are you to complain about the price tag for my services? I never saw you fucking helping move. (I said in my mind)

"OMG you assholes scratched the door and now I am a mess please leave me be I don't want to ever use you guys again."

She had used us before and some retard cut her so much slack she thought she could get a lot more this time.


I hate women so much man

[SuburbanFarmer]

Colorado man confirmed Worlds Biggest Badass.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-02- ... lf-defense

[Hastur]

Poor animals attempts to tap out were ignored. Bad sport.

[Fife]

I just ordered a new sticker for my laptop.



It's about this:



What's your coolest sticker / tshirt / coffee cup &c.

[Ex-California]

[C-Mag]