Literal Odds and Ends

[Hastur]

[Montegriffo]

That looks like a competition to come up with the most dangerous woodcutter possible.
If I were judging it would be a tie between the car running in gear propped up on a trolley jack and the homemade horizontal bandsaw with no guards.

[Speaker to Animals]

Very cool.

https://mymodernmet.com/vinyl-album-cov ... YKWEqYC43U

[SuburbanFarmer]

Just got 2 amazing job offers.

[TheReal_ND]

Good. Looking forward to seeing less of your posts.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Good. Looking forward to seeing less of your posts.

I’ll still tune you up when I’m enjoying my paid vacation somewhere warm and “happy”.

[Montegriffo]

Just got 2 amazing job offers.

Make sure you take the one with the least controlling boss so you can get your post rate back up to normal levels.

Seriously though, congratulations. Hope it works out for you.

[Speaker to Animals]

XIAMEN, China — A woman in China has a rare hearing disorder – she can no longer hear men’s voices.

The woman, identified as Chen, woke up one day unable to hear her boyfriend speak, according to Forbes.

The condition is called reverse slope hearing loss, which means she can’t hear low frequencies – which includes the average male voice, Forbes reports.

“She was able to hear me when I spoke to her, but when a young male patient walked in, she couldn’t hear him at all,” Lin Xiaoqing, the doctor who treated Chen, said, according to the Daily Mail.

Doctors say that the condition is usually caused by genetics, but that stress and a lack of sleep are considered contributing factors too, according to Fox News.

The condition is expected to be temporary and she is reportedly expected to fully recover.

https://kdvr.com/2019/01/13/woman-repor ... -disorder/


Of course, it only works for them. We can't not-hear women instead. Thanks, Jesus, for rubbing it in our faces.

[TheReal_ND]

I am going to vote for this based black man.

[Speaker to Animals]

I just accidentally passed the kung fu test like a dumbass while making a pot roast.