DCF Refugee Internment Camp

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Re: DCF Refugee Internment Camp

Post by Fife » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:04 pm

DBTrek wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:21 am
Monte's too drunk to be rhyming,
It fucks up his prose and his timing,
Yet thanks to the brews,
He thinks he can't lose,
So his post count and 'BAC' keep on climbing.
Post count shaming FTW.

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Re: DCF Refugee Internment Camp

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:37 pm

DBTrek wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:21 am
Monte's too drunk to be rhyming,
It fucks up his prose and his timing,
Yet thanks to the brews,
He thinks he can't lose,
So his post count and 'BAC' keep on climbing.
Thank you for posting in rhyme,
I'd not had a drink at the time.
but I've consumed a lot
of port and good pot
so this one to art is a crime
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: DCF Refugee Internment Camp

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:20 pm

Two years, One month and 9 days
of talking about trebuchets
has made me a Nuke
and a bit of a kook
in a home for DC castaways
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: DCF Refugee Internment Camp

Post by C-Mag » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:22 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:20 pm
Two years, One month and 9 days
of talking about trebuchets
has made me a Nuke
and a bit of a kook
in a home for DC castaways
:lol: Congrats, now ditch the Trebuchet and get yourself a Freedom Forklift that can really knock down the gates of the castle.
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Re: DCF Refugee Internment Camp

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:32 pm

Fuck your freedom forklifts
and fuck your fascist displays
I'm sticking with law and order
and building some police trebuchets
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: DCF Refugee Internment Camp

Post by C-Mag » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:42 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:32 pm
Fuck your freedom forklifts
and fuck your fascist displays
I'm sticking with law and order
and building some police trebuchets
Meh, you're not Deplorable enough to ride with us anyway.

Viva La Forklift !
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Re: DCF Refugee Internment Camp

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:51 pm

C'est vive le forklift en Francais ne pas viva la forklift. Vous et un imbecile mon ami.
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Re: DCF Refugee Internment Camp

Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:53 pm

We are renaming Worcestershire Sauce to something pronounceable by people off the spectrum.

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Re: DCF Refugee Internment Camp

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:01 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:53 pm
We are renaming Worcestershire Sauce to something pronounceable by people off the spectrum.
Over my dead body.
Worcester is my birthplace and it's not changing its name just so some hillbilly can pronounce it with his moonshine rotted toothless gums.
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Re: DCF Refugee Internment Camp

Post by DBTrek » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:05 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:01 pm

Over my dead body.
Worcester is my birthplace
... which fully explains why the location wasn’t named “BESTcester”.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"