THE ERA OF TRUMP

[C-Mag]

God I wish reporters would say shit like that to her face.

Eastern Palefaces speak with forked toungue.



If comedy existed, Late Night TV would make a living off that shit.

[DrYouth]

... and that’s how the last Jesus vs Odin showdown played out. So unless Odin has been putting in some time at the gym, I wouldn’t count on him and Denmark’s 1.17% GDP military saving Greenland from the ‘terrible swift sword’ of the US armed forces.

I haven't seen Odin at the gym...
Unless he's at home on his Norditrak...
All that feasting in Valhalla can get the best of ya.

[Speaker to Animals]

... and that’s how the last Jesus vs Odin showdown played out. So unless Odin has been putting in some time at the gym, I wouldn’t count on him and Denmark’s 1.17% GDP military saving Greenland from the ‘terrible swift sword’ of the US armed forces.

I haven't seen Odin at the gym...
Unless he's at home on his Norditrak...
All that feasting in Valhalla can get the best of ya.

That could also be from the fact that you have never been inside a gym..

[DrYouth]

That could also be from the fact that you have never been inside a gym..

I haven't seen you there either...

Then again - maybe you and Odin are at some other gym.

[DBTrek]

I hear Odin can usually be found “hanging” by Yggdrasil.

[Speaker to Animals]

REPS FOR ODIN

[DrYouth]

I hear Odin can usually be found “hanging” by Yggdrasil.

I hear that's good for the core...

[DBTrek]

Well, now that the Democrats have some power again, what are their plans for the American people?

Speaker Nancy Pelosi, reclaiming the gavel on Thursday, described her party's majority in the House of Representatives as part of a "new dawn" -- and outlined an agenda that includes expanded gun background checks, protections for some illegal immigrants, and a check on the Trump administration's power.


“Our nation is at an historic moment,” she said moments after being elected. “Two months ago, the American people spoke, and demanded a new dawn.”

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pelosi ... d-balances

Ahhhhhh of course. The priorities will be:
1. Abridge the rights of US citizens
2. Expand protections for non-US citizens
3. Fuck up the president.

I can see why half of America find these heroes so admirable.
Someone needs to knock Americans living in America down a peg or two, right?

[Fife]

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