The Official Martin Hash Video Game Thread

[SuburbanFarmer]

Screenshot?

Of what exactly?

You can take a screenshot, or video of you beating it, yes?

Why?

[Speaker to Animals]

Now I am going to have to make a penal colony world and dump all these alien migrants there. They might not let me close these damned borders, but I sure as shit can move the dindus wherever I want.

[Speaker to Animals]

God dammit.

I was winning this game and now my whole empire is completely fucked. I don't even recognize these people. There literally are about twenty different species living here. Half my planets have criminal underworlds and all my trade routes are beset by fucking pirates coming from these refugees.

[SuburbanFarmer]

God dammit.

I was winning this game and now my whole empire is completely fucked. I don't even recognize these people. There literally are about twenty different species living here. Half my planets have criminal underworlds and all my trade routes are beset by fucking pirates coming from these refugees.

Should’ve built a wall

[Speaker to Animals]

The color wheel is the demographic breakdown of my empire.




I am only now just beginning to stamp out the last crime syndicates and get my trade routes back to safety.

To get rid of a lot of them, I spun off a vassal state up at the top right after I dumped a ton of refugees on those worlds. Then I colonized a shitty arctic world, turned it into a penal colony, and then dumped the remainder of the nonworking refugees there, where apparently most of them died off because they couldn't live in that environment. Whatever. Sanction me.

My original species is fucking extinct. Open borders refugee welcome policies don't seem to work out so well for the indigenous people.

[The Conservative]

Of what exactly?

You can take a screenshot, or video of you beating it, yes?

Why?

Beating Dark Souls is screenshot worthy. I don’t know, but I’d be boasting all over the place if I beat it. And showing the doubters.

[Speaker to Animals]

RIP Okee




You guys know he fled the forum to avoid admitting he was wrong about Star Citizen, right?

[SuburbanFarmer]

[DBTrek]

Brings back memories.
The number of rage-rants I inspired with CoD grenade kills and machine gun/wall penetration combos made the game worth every cent.

[Fife]