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Post by Montegriffo » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:42 am

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.” – Douglas Adams
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Post by Montegriffo » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:07 am

“The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.” – Karl Kraus
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Post by Montegriffo » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:15 am

“In the past 10,000 years, humans have devised roughly 100,000 religions based on roughly 2,500 gods. So the only difference between myself and the believers is that I am skeptical of 2,500 gods whereas they are skeptical of 2,499 gods. We’re only one God away from total agreement.” – Michael Shermer
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Post by Montegriffo » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:23 am

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:34 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:15 am
“In the past 10,000 years, humans have devised roughly 100,000 religions based on roughly 2,500 gods. So the only difference between myself and the believers is that I am skeptical of 2,500 gods whereas they are skeptical of 2,499 gods. We’re only one God away from total agreement.” – Michael Shermer
Pretty bad argument considering there exists more evidence for pretty much any other belief system than there exists for atheism. Atheism has the least evidence to support it, and science continues to cast doubt on it every decade since the Big Bang was discovered.

Atheists do have even the taekwondo faggots beat in the false confidence racket, however.

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Post by DBTrek » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:31 am

You gonna get jumped by 20 TaeKwonDo atheists for that one.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:33 am

I had not considered the correlation between atheism and fake martial arts.

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Post by Fife » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:38 am

Evangelical atheists make snake handlers look like Hans Delbruck.

Ultra lo-info.

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Post by DBTrek » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:16 am

Athiests are the same dummies who were mocking people about germ-theory and the electromagnetic spectrum in days gone-by.
"Stupid fuckers. There are no germs. Really, the idea that tiny invisible life forms invade our bodies and make us ill. I'll stick with the leeches, thanks."

History has proven the "see-believers" wrong so many times it would be difficult to track, but that never puts a dent in their supreme self-confidence.
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Post by heydaralon » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:58 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:34 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:15 am
“In the past 10,000 years, humans have devised roughly 100,000 religions based on roughly 2,500 gods. So the only difference between myself and the believers is that I am skeptical of 2,500 gods whereas they are skeptical of 2,499 gods. We’re only one God away from total agreement.” – Michael Shermer
Pretty bad argument considering there exists more evidence for pretty much any other belief system than there exists for atheism. Atheism has the least evidence to support it, and science continues to cast doubt on it every decade since the Big Bang was discovered.

Atheists do have even the taekwondo faggots beat in the false confidence racket, however.
Speaker, your arrogance will be put to bed when you watch some of TJ Kirk aka The Amazing Atheist's remarkable metaphysical arguments. His ability to logically deduce the non existence of god has caused even the most devout believers to renounce their faith. He also covered a banana in chocolate and stuck it into his asshole.
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