THE ERA OF TRUMP

[Fife]

It's assault.

Dictionary definition thereof.

[Hastur]

"press"

lol

Like throwing a drunk out from a bar.

[Speaker to Animals]

In the US, just grabbing a person without their consent is technically illegal. We don't usually pursue charges for it, but we do fire people for doing it in the workplace.

[Fife]

This is the greatest day of my life!

Today President Donald Trump fired Attorney General Jeff Sessions and announced that his chief of staff, Matthew Whitaker, would become acting attorney general. Whitaker is a former U.S. attorney in Iowa, but he was also involved in a Miami-based invention-marketing company the Federal Trade Commission shut down last year after calling it a scam.

At least a few board members simply took cash without meeting inventors or reviewing pitches. Some of the supposed innovations the company green-lit already existed, so patent applications were regularly denied. And despite the many supposed success stories listed on its website, virtually none of the firm's clients ever made money. Once customers paid, World Patent Marketing provided little of what was promised. And when customers complained or warned that they would write negative reviews, Cooper [the company's founder] unleashed wild threats, sometimes mentioning Krav Maga-trained security.

Oh, Miami, you beautiful nightmare bitch.



Watch out... my guys know fucking Krav Maga.

I, for one, cannot wait to watch Beauregard Sessions instantly become the darling of the proggo lefties.

:goteam: :drunk:

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

This is the greatest day of my life!

Today President Donald Trump fired Attorney General Jeff Sessions and announced that his chief of staff, Matthew Whitaker, would become acting attorney general. Whitaker is a former U.S. attorney in Iowa, but he was also involved in a Miami-based invention-marketing company the Federal Trade Commission shut down last year after calling it a scam.

At least a few board members simply took cash without meeting inventors or reviewing pitches. Some of the supposed innovations the company green-lit already existed, so patent applications were regularly denied. And despite the many supposed success stories listed on its website, virtually none of the firm's clients ever made money. Once customers paid, World Patent Marketing provided little of what was promised. And when customers complained or warned that they would write negative reviews, Cooper [the company's founder] unleashed wild threats, sometimes mentioning Krav Maga-trained security.

Oh, Miami, you beautiful nightmare bitch.



Watch out... my guys know fucking Krav Maga.

I, for one, cannot wait to watch Beauregard Sessions instantly become the darling of the proggo lefties.

:goteam: :drunk:

The Sessions legacy is already getting some...er... weird press. I think everyone at The Atlantic lit up a dangerously thick jazz cigarette the second they heard the news, and then had a bit of a hard time really sorting their feelings out about the whole thing.

[PartyOf5]

So the intern was Acosted?

[Fife]

[Fife]

What this place needs right about now is a badass fucking montage.

[pineapplemike]

this is as much of an assault as the assault weapon in my closet. they should ban him for his narcissistic behavior, not for these trumped-up assault charges

[TheReal_ND]

Who is this fearsome shieldmaden?