Wilderness Survival

[Speaker to Animals]

They are fucking huge, startling so. It's a big time Federal Offense to shoot one.

I saw one with Blue Eyes, freaked me out.

I was the victim here.

Not me, like I said, he had blue eyes...…………………. one blue this way and one blue that way.

We have monster-sized owls attacking innocent kids and these environazis made it a federal crime for kids to defend themselves against the owl attacks. Wtf??

[C-Mag]

Hey, animals are more important than humans bro...…………… you didn't know ?

People are insane about animals. They treat them better than they treat their fellow man. You just need to shut your pie hole and suck it. We'll stop growing food and feeding people because of some insignificant parasite...………… you'll starve and you'll like...…… ask for more too.

[Speaker to Animals]

I am an animal too.

[C-Mag]

I am an animal too.

We are just animals. People want to deny that, and we are predators as well. We have bifocal vision, we run fast, we prey on the weak. To deny your predator instincts is damaging in my opinion.

[Speaker to Animals]

I need full auto for owl attacks.

[Montegriffo]

Well worth losing a few of the slower kids in order to have a healthy owl population.

[Speaker to Animals]

Oh, I moved fast. That thing was as tall as me. Buh by..

[Montegriffo]

All good character building stuff.
Must be why you grew up so rational and well balanced.

[Speaker to Animals]

Gators were much worse.

[Montegriffo]

Gators are scary but they're not killer rabbit scary...