where is apeman?

[pineapplemike]

someone go find where he's at, MHF needs that dude

[Martin Hash]

Send him an email. Send one to apegirl too. (And wasn’t an apebaby coming last time he posted?)

[Speaker to Animals]

Maybe Apegirl got tired of the ass photos and sabotaged his climbing gear.

[Fife]

I checked in with the apeman on the Twitter after this thread went up. He says all is well in Upper Apeslyvania and here is his quote:

Fife please tell them I am busy winning all the time, baby boy is healthy, I will return

[heydaralon]

someone go find where he's at, MHF needs that dude

The guy got injured in a hang gliding accident over the Sierra Nevada mountains. At the moment, I have been helping him on and off the toilet and feeding him. I am doing all this for free btw. I don't mind, but gas driving to and from his house is expensive. You don't owe me anything, and I wouldn't think less of you if you didn't send a few bucks my way, but it would really help. That's all I want to say at this time. No pressure dude.

[pineapplemike]

helping him on and off the toilet? wtf just buy him a diaper what's wrong with you

[DBTrek]

This Hawaiian fucker right here ... no help to anyone.

[heydaralon]

helping him on and off the toilet? wtf just buy him a diaper what's wrong with you

Foreigner wrote a song about your complete lack of empathy dude. Have a heart, seriously.

[apeman]

Revelation #1: despite atrocious social skills, DSL was mostly right about many things, esp libertarianism

[heydaralon]

Revelation #1: despite atrocious social skills, DSL was mostly right about many things, esp libertarianism

Get back in bed. Around 8 I will come in and give you your medicine. You need rest.