C-Mag wrote: Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:26 am
I did get caught in a couple of big ones though. Breaking into the beer trailer at the rodeo after midnight and turning on all the beer taps for the crowd...………… hero for the night, long time paying off the beer that was drank.
I admit to being the driver in a pay telephone theft. It took those bozos almost two hours to break it out and then get it open. I was petrified. We made $75 in change.
I got detained once for returning stolen merchandise to Kmart or something. My dad got involved. I had to be pretty quick on my feet to sell my story. Nobody bought it, but there was no proof.
I was an angel.
Why are all the Gods such vicious cunts? Where's the God of tits and wine?
I once drew a cock and balls on a French class poster in middle school. Does that make me a badass too?
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
