Trump's SCOTUS

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Re: Trump's SCOTUS

Post by TheReal_ND » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:19 pm

So, you know, there I was, fucking waiting in line at the Dairy Queen for a chocolate truffle blizzard, and out of the fucking blue, Brett fucking Kavanaugh just comes out of nowhere and slaps the back of my head. His frat bros whooped and hollered while he started strutting around, like a rooster, going "fuck yeah, eat it nerd, eat it, eat it, eat it!".

It was really fucking weird, because I had seen him around campus a few times, and he seemed like a really nice guy and I didn't think he would actually ever talk like this. So anyway, then he just cuts ahead of me in line and orders some chicken tenders and fries, and pulls out a ziploc bag of pennies and asked the cashier if it was okay to pay with the pennies. She said no, and he started pounding the counter while his frat bros started howling like dogs. He goes into this tanget about how he had sex with some girl the other night at a party, and it was really uncomfortable for me, because he just kept going and going, and I just wanted my blizzard, but what he was getting at was that he had sex with her mother.

It was very rude, and I don't think Judge Kavanaugh would make an appropriate associate justice of the SCOTUS.

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Re: Trump's SCOTUS

Post by The Conservative » Sat Sep 29, 2018 5:39 am

TheReal_ND wrote:
Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:19 pm
So, you know, there I was, fucking waiting in line at the Dairy Queen for a chocolate truffle blizzard, and out of the fucking blue, Brett fucking Kavanaugh just comes out of nowhere and slaps the back of my head. His frat bros whooped and hollered while he started strutting around, like a rooster, going "fuck yeah, eat it nerd, eat it, eat it, eat it!".

It was really fucking weird, because I had seen him around campus a few times, and he seemed like a really nice guy and I didn't think he would actually ever talk like this. So anyway, then he just cuts ahead of me in line and orders some chicken tenders and fries, and pulls out a ziploc bag of pennies and asked the cashier if it was okay to pay with the pennies. She said no, and he started pounding the counter while his frat bros started howling like dogs. He goes into this tanget about how he had sex with some girl the other night at a party, and it was really uncomfortable for me, because he just kept going and going, and I just wanted my blizzard, but what he was getting at was that he had sex with her mother.

It was very rude, and I don't think Judge Kavanaugh would make an appropriate associate justice of the SCOTUS.
Well that’s obviously a lie, you dear sir are no nerd.
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Re: Trump's SCOTUS

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:02 am

These democrats are truly vile human beings.

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Re: Trump's SCOTUS

Post by pineapplemike » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:16 am

now hes a pedophile

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Re: Trump's SCOTUS

Post by The Conservative » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:19 am

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Re: Trump's SCOTUS

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:45 am

So now un-named sources are OK again?
Or is it only when it suits you?
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Re: Trump's SCOTUS

Post by MilSpecs » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:47 am

The Conservative wrote:
Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:29 pm


Some states will stay blue because the population are fucking morons. It doesn’t matter if they find blood on the hands of their representative, they will still vote blue.

Kennedy, and Mass, as well as Feinstein and California are perfect examples of both instances.
Don't you still live in Massachusetts?
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Re: Trump's SCOTUS

Post by Fife » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:54 am

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Re: Trump's SCOTUS

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Sep 29, 2018 7:03 am

It kind of seems like, in hindsight, Lincoln really fucked us hard.

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Re: Trump's SCOTUS

Post by The Conservative » Sat Sep 29, 2018 7:07 am

MilSpecs wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:47 am
The Conservative wrote:
Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:29 pm


Some states will stay blue because the population are fucking morons. It doesn’t matter if they find blood on the hands of their representative, they will still vote blue.

Kennedy, and Mass, as well as Feinstein and California are perfect examples of both instances.
Don't you still live in Massachusetts?
Yeah, and no matter how many time Republicans in the state go out to vote, the state is fucking blue.
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